Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 15:40     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:Ok. So the five of us on the Matty Healy fan train. Who is looking to go on his very next tour wherever and whenever it is?

Let’s do it.
Signed,
50 year-old living in Gloverpark, DC


Haha. I'm 46 in Chicago and my sister and I are not-so-patiently waiting for new music and a new tour. I saw their last tour and they're fantastic live.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 11:36     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:Ok. So the five of us on the Matty Healy fan train. Who is looking to go on his very next tour wherever and whenever it is?

Let’s do it.
Signed,
50 year-old living in Gloverpark, DC


Hilarious. Also 50 and in DC (NE). Poor Matty. I feel like the last thing he wants is a bunch of perimenopauseal moms at his concerts.
Anonymous
Post 05/13/2026 08:25     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:Ok. So the five of us on the Matty Healy fan train. Who is looking to go on his very next tour wherever and whenever it is?

Let’s do it.
Signed,
50 year-old living in Gloverpark, DC


Make that six!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 21:26     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Ok. So the five of us on the Matty Healy fan train. Who is looking to go on his very next tour wherever and whenever it is?

Let’s do it.
Signed,
50 year-old living in Gloverpark, DC
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 19:16     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’ve recently come to the realization that all roads lead to Matty Healy: all of my dozens and dozens of favorite Taylor songs were very likely about or inspired by him. She meant it when she said swirled you into all of my poems. For that, he has my utmost respect (although I myself would never date him because I don’t like poets, least of all the tortured kind).


Ok I'm at least the 4th. I agree i wouldn't date him (gawd the pretentiousness), but I would be giddy if they could work it out and bring a decade of songs to life. The greatest musical love story ever!



Yaasssss!
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2026 13:54     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:I’ve recently come to the realization that all roads lead to Matty Healy: all of my dozens and dozens of favorite Taylor songs were very likely about or inspired by him. She meant it when she said swirled you into all of my poems. For that, he has my utmost respect (although I myself would never date him because I don’t like poets, least of all the tortured kind).


Ok I'm at least the 4th. I agree i wouldn't date him (gawd the pretentiousness), but I would be giddy if they could work it out and bring a decade of songs to life. The greatest musical love story ever!
Anonymous
Post 05/10/2026 21:32     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was talking about this with my teen niece the other day who insisted that Matty Healy in his 20s was “the ultimate rizzler.” She sent me a few videos, and I’m beginning to see the appeal: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hMvtKd/


He’s always sexy when he performs that song. Probably something to do with the intense guitar strumming and lyrics like “Does he take care of you? Or could I easily fill his shoes?” (in the context of s&x)

Here i a stripped-down, acoustic version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVLkJ78hOE
And a more recent performance at Lollapalooza, 🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK1si4oeWc&t=2814s



I ended up watching that entire Lollapalooza concert. It’s good! Thanks for the link.

I like this band and their music. Matty is a great frontman, very entertaining, but the rest of the band members are very talented too. The drummer in particular has mad skills.


Yes, he is. His name is George Daniel. He married Charlie xcx. George and Matty have been friends since childhood.
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2026 21:56     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was talking about this with my teen niece the other day who insisted that Matty Healy in his 20s was “the ultimate rizzler.” She sent me a few videos, and I’m beginning to see the appeal: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hMvtKd/


He’s always sexy when he performs that song. Probably something to do with the intense guitar strumming and lyrics like “Does he take care of you? Or could I easily fill his shoes?” (in the context of s&x)

Here i a stripped-down, acoustic version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVLkJ78hOE
And a more recent performance at Lollapalooza, 🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK1si4oeWc&t=2814s



I ended up watching that entire Lollapalooza concert. It’s good! Thanks for the link.

I like this band and their music. Matty is a great frontman, very entertaining, but the rest of the band members are very talented too. The drummer in particular has mad skills.
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2026 21:34     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:Gross. Stop talking about this rat.


In fairness, Taylor Swift in her youth -
before she fixed her teeth and did a number of subtle surgeries to improve her face - resembled a rat herself. These two are birds of a feather in more ways than one. They would’ve been perfect together if it weren’t for her crazy fans and her pushy, conservative father.
Anonymous
Post 04/30/2026 21:31     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was talking about this with my teen niece the other day who insisted that Matty Healy in his 20s was “the ultimate rizzler.” She sent me a few videos, and I’m beginning to see the appeal: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hMvtKd/


He’s always sexy when he performs that song. Probably something to do with the intense guitar strumming and lyrics like “Does he take care of you? Or could I easily fill his shoes?” (in the context of s&x)

Here i a stripped-down, acoustic version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVLkJ78hOE
And a more recent performance at Lollapalooza, 🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK1si4oeWc&t=2814s



Thanks! I love when this thread pops up if there's new stuff on Matty. I don't know much about TS.
(so yeah it's not just one person! There has to be three of us now!)


me too! we need his double album about TS now…
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2026 12:01     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was talking about this with my teen niece the other day who insisted that Matty Healy in his 20s was “the ultimate rizzler.” She sent me a few videos, and I’m beginning to see the appeal: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hMvtKd/


He’s always sexy when he performs that song. Probably something to do with the intense guitar strumming and lyrics like “Does he take care of you? Or could I easily fill his shoes?” (in the context of s&x)

Here i a stripped-down, acoustic version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVLkJ78hOE
And a more recent performance at Lollapalooza, 🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK1si4oeWc&t=2814s



Thanks! I love when this thread pops up if there's new stuff on Matty. I don't know much about TS.
(so yeah it's not just one person! There has to be three of us now!)
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2026 11:54     Subject: The real Matty Healy
Gross. Stop talking about this rat.
Anonymous
Post 04/27/2026 22:54     Subject: Re:The real Matty Healy
I’ve recently come to the realization that all roads lead to Matty Healy: all of my dozens and dozens of favorite Taylor songs were very likely about or inspired by him. She meant it when she said swirled you into all of my poems. For that, he has my utmost respect (although I myself would never date him because I don’t like poets, least of all the tortured kind).
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2026 08:05     Subject: The real Matty Healy
I hope TS writes an amazing memoir in her 70s naming all the names and spilling all the tea. I think her songs barely scratch the surface of all the drama.