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The poster on DC Schools who constantly boosts Oyster Adams, regardless of context, and SLAMS all other schools for no reason. Should you disagree with her, she goes completely insane and reports the thread. Exhausting.

Anonymous wrote:The "cool story bro" poster. I imagine a 45 year old woman who dresses like a teenager and drinks boxed wine as she peruses posts.

I highly doubt it. I am 45 and that is not a saying in my repertoire. Try 10 or more years younger, and possibly a male.

Anonymous wrote:The "cool story bro" poster. I imagine a 45 year old woman who dresses like a teenager and drinks boxed wine as she peruses posts.

She’s def a blonde. Ponytail.

The "cool story bro" poster. I imagine a 45 year old woman who dresses like a teenager and drinks boxed wine as she peruses posts.

The person/s who write essays about the dumbest things.

The Guy Here poster. Married, mid-50s often in relationship forum.

gross.

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Anonymous wrote:The "that's not preschool, that's DAYCARE" poster anytime anyone mentions sending their kid to a full day preschool.

The "STFU!" working mom(s) who don't like it when anyone tells them a full day preschool is in reality daycare.

NP. You are so weird. Seriously of all the issues of the world, what somebody calls their child's daycare/preschool/creche/nursery/whatever is the one you chime in on?

Though you are definitely distinctive and DCUM semi-famous, I will give you that. But weird AF.

Completely agree. That you would get hung up about this issue is bizarre to the max.

This is hard to explain but the one who always gets me is the one who unnecessarily tells the story of whatever the thread is about in weird one line paragraphs, often with excessive punctuation and emojis, and often somewhat to completely irrelevant to the thread topic. There's one in the Tori Spelling breakdown thread now where she lays out Tori's life story for no reason. Makes me crazy!

Lyme Lady is probably my favorite, at least if I'm thinking about the right poster. She usually links to a shady clinic run by a doctor who got into serious trouble for prescribing unnecessary long-term antibiotic therapy.

I think this dude got banned, but there was a crazy guy who posted about a deceased senator from WVa all the time. He posted the same stuff on various forums, not just this one. I always wondered if his family had some kind of longstanding beef with the senator's family.

There's a poster who pops up in the Religion forum whenever a certain local megachurch is mentioned. I'm sure this isn't the person's intent, but the posts are NOT doing that church any favors.

The University of Chicago poster. How many threads?

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Anonymous wrote:The "that's not preschool, that's DAYCARE" poster anytime anyone mentions sending their kid to a full day preschool.

The "STFU!" working mom(s) who don't like it when anyone tells them a full day preschool is in reality daycare.

NP. You are so weird. Seriously of all the issues of the world, what somebody calls their child's daycare/preschool/creche/nursery/whatever is the one you chime in on?

Though you are definitely distinctive and DCUM semi-famous, I will give you that. But weird AF.

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

I stole it from her. Not the original. But yes, glass of wine in hand.

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Anonymous wrote:The "that's not preschool, that's DAYCARE" poster anytime anyone mentions sending their kid to a full day preschool.

The "STFU!" working mom(s) who don't like it when anyone tells them a full day preschool is in reality daycare.

Not to derail, but I really, truly want to know why you won't let me call my child's preschool (that has "Preschool" in its NAME) is not a preschool. PLEASE.

I don't say things like 'that's not school, it's a playdate in some random church's basement" about YOUR kid's preschool.