Anonymous
Post 09/06/2021 18:11     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Pregnant women and parents of newborns read this and be warned: sleep train early, make your kid sleep in their own bed early, do not go down this road.


Lol this post isn’t about sleep training at all. We were the most indulgent parents I know in this respect— never really sleep trained, co-slept for a long time, kid figured it out and learned to sleep through the night on her own. Haven’t had a nighttime wake up that wasn’t an illness since she turned 1. I know people who think we’re terrible parents for this.

And even I think this story is bananas. Fruit pouches in the middle of the night? Both mom and dad doing multiple wake ups with a 3 yr old? This is either a troll trying to make a point about sleep training or these are really people who are totally lost with how to set boundaries and create healthy habits. But no, this is not a story about whether or not you should sleep train your child. It’s just nuts.


If your kid was a crappy sleeper 100% he would have turned into the 34 month old fruit pouch kid based on your sleep training regimen.
Anonymous
Post 09/05/2021 22:13     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:Pregnant women and parents of newborns read this and be warned: sleep train early, make your kid sleep in their own bed early, do not go down this road.


Lol this post isn’t about sleep training at all. We were the most indulgent parents I know in this respect— never really sleep trained, co-slept for a long time, kid figured it out and learned to sleep through the night on her own. Haven’t had a nighttime wake up that wasn’t an illness since she turned 1. I know people who think we’re terrible parents for this.

And even I think this story is bananas. Fruit pouches in the middle of the night? Both mom and dad doing multiple wake ups with a 3 yr old? This is either a troll trying to make a point about sleep training or these are really people who are totally lost with how to set boundaries and create healthy habits. But no, this is not a story about whether or not you should sleep train your child. It’s just nuts.
Anonymous
Post 09/05/2021 22:09     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:SEVERAL food pouches during the night? WTF? is your child a freaking raccoon?



Lmao. This thread delivers. How much is the kid eating at night?


Hahaha! They boy 🦝 raccoon. This made my night!
Anonymous
Post 09/05/2021 22:01     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I read this as a typo--OP meant to write 24 months


We can hope this is true but the situation is still out of hand.


But…24 months is 2 years exactly so in some ways worse.
Anonymous
Post 09/04/2021 08:15     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:SEVERAL food pouches during the night? WTF? is your child a freaking raccoon?



Lmao. This thread delivers. How much is the kid eating at night?


He’s probably starving after getting only a 1/2 cup of Gerber rice cereal for dinner.

Lololol.

Op, come back and respond please…
Anonymous
Post 09/04/2021 07:03     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:I read this as a typo--OP meant to write 24 months


We can hope this is true but the situation is still out of hand.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 10:02     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This has to be a troll. Or the worst parents ever.


Definitely not the worst parents ever but not good parents, either. Sad.


They're trying their best and are obviously trying to learn. You sound mean spirited.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 09:28     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:SEVERAL food pouches during the night? WTF? is your child a freaking raccoon?



Lmao. This thread delivers. How much is the kid eating at night?


He’s probably starving after getting only a 1/2 cup of Gerber rice cereal for dinner.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 09:18     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:Dad only for wakeup, no food.

I know because that's the formula that worked repeatedly in my house. And don't worry about what you're doing to him. He'll learn quickly that he's still perfectly fine if he doesn't get two punches in the middle of the night.


*pouches! Don't punch him :p
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 07:19     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Anonymous wrote:This has to be a troll. Or the worst parents ever.


Definitely not the worst parents ever but not good parents, either. Sad.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 05:43     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
This has to be a troll. Or the worst parents ever.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2021 04:10     Subject: 34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
Dad only for wakeup, no food.

I know because that's the formula that worked repeatedly in my house. And don't worry about what you're doing to him. He'll learn quickly that he's still perfectly fine if he doesn't get two punches in the middle of the night.
Anonymous
Post 09/02/2021 22:49     Subject: Re:34 m/o boy just wants mamma at night
What in the fresh hell?