Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:23     Subject: Re:Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Camille
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:23     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Mia and Mya


are twins! Dad is an NFL player and Mom likes feeling fancy. She tells everyone that she conceived the twins via IVF after being married to her linebacker for 15 years. They dated in college where she was a cheerleader but dropped out after getting pregnant and shotgun married. Sadly, miscarried that and subsequent pregnancies. Conceiving has been her FT job, and now she’s thrilled with “the M twins.” Her insta is something like themtwins .. but the girls are toddlers who spend most days with nannies while mom tries to look like a Kardashian.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:19     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sabrina

Inspired by Audrey Hepburn, you prefer her earlier days before the whole Holly stuff. For her thirteenth birth day she got a diamond necklace bought by her over indulgent daddy. He travels so often he throws money at problems instead of attention.


You scrolled over every name blog to find something classy but unique. Your house is a colonial, and this year you put in new floors upstairs. The dining room has lovely white paneling that little Sabrina sneered huckleberry jam all over this morning. She’s ignoring all her pretty Christmas gifts, you knew that Kid Kraft dollhouse wouldn’t get played with.
Husband spends hours on laptop in den playing video games with kids in Poland. He now speaks some polish and it confuses your sweet little girl. You do wish he’d act classier and drink cognac and play golf, market himself a little more to get a promotion.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:11     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Sabrina

Inspired by Audrey Hepburn, you prefer her earlier days before the whole Holly stuff. For her thirteenth birth day she got a diamond necklace bought by her over indulgent daddy. He travels so often he throws money at problems instead of attention.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:09     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Emma

You made all your life choices based off of a Pottery Barn Kids catolouge. #noregrets.

You are a single mom who adopted from foster care so you didn’t choose name. She’s half AA and has the most beautiful hair but you are a little unsure how to style it. You manage a department store, it’s not fun but decent and Emma loves running around it after hours. Your ex has texted you a few times, you led him on a little bit nothing with her in the way of you and your girl.
ha, what? I feel like emma is such a white girl name. This seems way off.

You are Pamela and your mom wanted Paloma but your father thought it sounded foreign. Ever since you judge names and ethnicities too much.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:04     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Ariana
You got your girl! Fine name though a touch boring and a touch A. GRANDE
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 23:02     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Sabrina
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:58     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Ariana

She started playing ukulele on a whim four years ago and is no obsessed. Her walls are decorated with string instruments. You and husband are concern about her wanting to go into music full time, but are trying to be supportive. Her friends all buy clothes from the thrift store but she thinks old stuff is icky. You and husband haven’t had sex in three years.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:54     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Ariana
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:42     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Isabel and Emmett

Isabel just graduated from college and plans to be a speech therapist. Emmet is getting into the conservative culture and his favorite thing is going to the shooting range. He doesn’t follow anything too sketchy, but a couple of his friends are MAGA. Isabel is happy with her boyfriend who evidently inserts the word “uh” into every sentence. Shes super artsy and dreams of making an Etsy store, but for now you just buy her macrame supplies for Christmas.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:41     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Emma

You made all your life choices based off of a Pottery Barn Kids catolouge. #noregrets.

You are a single mom who adopted from foster care so you didn’t choose name. She’s half AA and has the most beautiful hair but you are a little unsure how to style it. You manage a department store, it’s not fun but decent and Emma loves running around it after hours. Your ex has texted you a few times, you led him on a little bit nothing with her in the way of you and your girl.
ha, what? I feel like emma is such a white girl name. This seems way off.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:34     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
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Anonymous wrote:Kate and Mallory

These are your sisters and you are the brother. All born in the 80’s. Mom got drunk while pregnant and read the whole babysitters club series, thus Mal’s name. Kate moved to Washington state to work for big tech, she’s a tomboy and loves the hiking and rain out there. You almost went to college then decided to be a plumber. Your wife thinks plumbing is sexy, probably too much. Your kids are named Peter and Gregory, no meaning behind them, just teo you agreed on.


lol- most Mallories were named after Alex P Keaton’s sister, not the Babysitter’s Club. Keep trying young thing!

Haha really? I grew up in a different country so I don’t know much about 80’s culture.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:34     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Mia and Mya
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:34     Subject: Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Isabel and Emmett
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2020 22:30     Subject: Re:Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
Anonymous wrote:Posting again bc you totally missed James!

He chose the name Jake because James sounded to formal. Every day for the past six months he takes his skateboard and goes to the 7-11 five miles away. He buys a soda you’d never let him have at home. You foundry recall the days when he played with dolls and danced. You can’t stop him because you worry that he’ll start doing worse. A week ago, you saw a text on his phone from Georgina about explicit activity and now your concerned.