Anonymous wrote:They’re all horrible.
Can we get a John or a Michael or something halfway normal?
Anonymous wrote:These names are terrible, and I know someone with a Finley. She really likes to highlight her Irish roots.
Anonymous wrote:I think we should all be naming our kids after bailed out investment firms! Bear Stearns Tuttleworth. Morgan Stanley Hooper. Freddie Mac Johnson.
Then once they turn about ten we let them know that they're too big to fail, they can always come back and live with us no matter what happens at college.
Anonymous wrote:Maybe Chase Manhattan? Wells Fargo is a good second option