Anonymous wrote:My mom found a receipt in my dad’s jacket pocket. It was for a monogrammed baby blanket.

WOW

Anonymous wrote:Friend goes down on her DH to find a long dark hair wrapped around his member....she is blond.

Can’t be true. DCUM wives don’t go down on their husbands.

I read one the other day where a lady realized her dishwasher was neatly loaded. Her DH would never do that; obviously a woman had been in the home. Not the maid either.

I found underwear in between the couch cushions that was not mine. I remember being so dumbstruck and thinking, "this is like something you'd see on TV so it can't even be real."

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Anonymous wrote:Friend goes down on her DH to find a long dark hair wrapped around his member....she is blond.

Cool story.

Yeah, would have been better if she also saw strange lipstick on the guy's dick too, though.

This probably isn't creative, but years ago one of my husband's bosses was having an affair with a secretary. I couldn't stand her or him. His poor wife was still in another state trying to finish packing up the home, Kids etc.

I kept thinking how horrible it would be to move to another state without a support system. Only to find out you pos husband is cheating.

I found her phone number and called her!

My brother was driving his wife's car to work one day because his was in the shop. His wife was working from home.

My brother's boss decided to cut everybody loose on a Friday afternoon in July. So, at 2pm he drives home and parks in the driveway. As soon as he pulls up, the car(his wife's) sync's with her cell phone. She's sitting in the front room having an explicit conversation with her AP. The car picked it up so my brother sits there for 10 minutes hearing all about dates and trips they'd taken together under the guise of work trips even though they didn't work together.

Apparently they'd met at the gym and it had been going on for a year.

Anonymous wrote:Friend goes down on her DH to find a long dark hair wrapped around his member....she is blond.

Cool story.

Friend goes down on her DH to find a long dark hair wrapped around his member....she is blond.

Not me but DF got a call at work from her DH’s mistress of 5 years’ sister who told her to check her husband because he was wasting her sister’s youth and she need to move on. DF was 49 and has 3 kids, mistress was 27.

Anonymous wrote:My husband’s AP told me at a playground our kids are siblings.

yowza

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Anonymous wrote:My husband’s AP told me at a playground our kids are siblings.

What???!!!

True story. Good for a vaudeville.

I am sure this happens a lot.

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Anonymous wrote:My husband’s AP told me at a playground our kids are siblings.

What???!!!

True story. Good for a vaudeville.

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Anonymous wrote:Did not happen to me, but was an interesting story I heard: A friend's dog ate a pair of her panties from the hamper, and she had to take it to the vet for surgery to have them removed. Afterward the vet asked if she wanted her panties back, and she declined. The vet told her that undergarments were not an uncommon thing for dogs to eat. In one case the dog owner did ask to have the panties returned after the dog was operated on. She discovered her husband's affair when the returned item was not a pair that belonged to her.

Not true. Why would the AP's panties be in the hamper? If there were in the hamper, the AP left them there for her to discover.

How did they know that the dog had eaten a panty if it was APs panty? Too many holes in the story.

Yes - a similar version was floating around, but the dog ate a used condom.......

Anonymous wrote:Every person in PP’s story is an asshole: the APs, the mom, the grandmother, and PP. Trash.

+1 NP. I don’t think so.

My mom was very intuitive and always shared observations with me. As an adult, I read people and situations very well. I’m glad my mom always pointed out behavior that seemed off.