Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 14:47     Subject: Re:I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.


Kind of... but if you were dishonest, you would have had the same benefits...


True, but you’d still be dishonest.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 14:29     Subject: Re:I accidentally shoplifted
OP
Why post this?
Do you really have a problem that you are trying to cover up yet tell the world. No one can be this guilty. It seems like you have an issue that you are trying to announce.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 10:21     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.


Do an AMA!

It would be very boring.
I am incredibly boring. It is why I started shoplifting. Just needed to do something that was non compliant.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 09:48     Subject: Re:I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.


Kind of... but if you were dishonest, you would have had the same benefits...
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 09:48     Subject: Re:I accidentally shoplifted
What gas station sells individual capri sun?
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 09:40     Subject: Re:I accidentally shoplifted
Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.
Anonymous
Post 03/27/2019 07:14     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Give it to the next homeless person you see.

Hopefully it will be greatly appreciated.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 09:39     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.


Thanks for driving up prices for the rest of us, loser.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 05:29     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.


What is this referencing?


My Cousin Vinni


*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.


My Cousin Vinny. A movie from 1992.
DH and I love this movie. We have the DVD and watch it about once a year. We just about have all the lines memorized. My favorite line is, "Were those magic grits?"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/


Do the laws of physics cease to exist in your kitchen!?!??”
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 03:40     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?


I heard the car that spead away with the Capri sun had positraction.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 01:22     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.


What is this referencing?


My Cousin Vinni


*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.


My Cousin Vinny. A movie from 1992.
DH and I love this movie. We have the DVD and watch it about once a year. We just about have all the lines memorized. My favorite line is, "Were those magic grits?"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 00:36     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.


What is this referencing?


My Cousin Vinni


*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2019 00:35     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.


What is this referencing?


My Cousin Vinni
Anonymous
Post 03/25/2019 23:29     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
are we serious right now?

OP you are way too tightly wound. Relax. It was an honest mistake. You won't go to hell, or prison. Bad karma is not coming to get you.
Anonymous
Post 03/25/2019 23:14     Subject: I accidentally shoplifted
Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.


Sorry, at 40 you’re no longer a “chick”