Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Nailed it!
No you missed by a mile on silver spring-wheaton.
The most authentic, arty locations where the leading edge opens businesses are the addresses where rents are the cheapest. Duh. Then likeminded people join them, then the masses find out and show up and barf it all over social media. Then the rents go up and the acutely interesting people move on.
See eg logan circle, 14th street, brookland. Bloomingdale.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
There is nothing cool about anything in the DC area. It's great for yuppies, but cool? Nothing.
haha! I love the people who are such snobs that the 6th largest metro area in the US has nothing to offer for them
No, PP is right. Baltimore 20th best bar is better than DC’s best bar and I’m not exaggerating. DC is known as Hollywood for dorks / unattractive people for a reason. There is nothing “cool” about a town known for lobbyists, defense contractors and government lawyers. DC actually ran a PR campaign called “DC Cool” to convince people that the city was cool. That should tell you something.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Nailed it!
No you missed by a mile on silver spring-wheaton.
The most authentic, arty locations where the leading edge opens businesses are the addresses where rents are the cheapest. Duh. Then likeminded people join them, then the masses find out and show up and barf it all over social media. Then the rents go up and the acutely interesting people move on.
See eg logan circle, 14th street, brookland. Bloomingdale.
You seem like the ultimate tool. Probably have tattoos, a beard, and handle bars in your mustache.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait when did slummy with drunk college kids equal cool? Maybe to bang a coed but would would want to live there? There is a reason it has some of the cheapest real estate in the metro area, lots of reasons actually.
Still million times better than Lynchburg or Blacksburg. I mean, what's with these pps hating on College Park? It has a gay mayor, that is a plus in my book. Have you ever seen South Bend where Notre Dame is? Why is every real estate thread about MD overtaken by haters? I assume it is NoVa posters who say they have better everything, including Amazon now. So, why post here? When someone says Falls Church is awesome, I don't jump in to say it isn't. I saw it twice!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Nailed it!
No you missed by a mile on silver spring-wheaton.
The most authentic, arty locations where the leading edge opens businesses are the addresses where rents are the cheapest. Duh. Then likeminded people join them, then the masses find out and show up and barf it all over social media. Then the rents go up and the acutely interesting people move on.
See eg logan circle, 14th street, brookland. Bloomingdale.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Nailed it!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Nailed it!
Anonymous wrote:I agree. CP is really the only cool suburb.
Silver Spring is a weird mix between a dump and an outdoor outlet mall. Takoma Park is old and moldy, Bethesda is too commercial and just yuck, Clarendon used to be very cool but now is like millenial warehouse, Alexandria is too historic, Crystal City is underground, Rockville is a strip of big box stores with filled with soccer parents, Tysons is a mall on steroids...
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait when did slummy with drunk college kids equal cool? Maybe to bang a coed but would would want to live there? There is a reason it has some of the cheapest real estate in the metro area, lots of reasons actually.
Still million times better than Lynchburg or Blacksburg. I mean, what's with these pps hating on College Park? It has a gay mayor, that is a plus in my book. Have you ever seen South Bend where Notre Dame is? Why is every real estate thread about MD overtaken by haters? I assume it is NoVa posters who say they have better everything, including Amazon now. So, why post here? When someone says Falls Church is awesome, I don't jump in to say it isn't. I saw it twice!
Have you been to these places or did you just pull the names out of your ass? Lynchburg has far more interesting architecture than College Park, and Blacksburg has a better natural setting.
College Park is just bland and a few rainbow flags and a ramen bar isn't going to make it cool.
it also has Liberty and both are utter dumps.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Downtown Bethesda has lots of really cool restaurants and shops and is very walkable. If you expand the definition to include North Bethesda then you get to include the Strathmore
I live in "North Bethesda" (or as I call it "Rockville"), and I love Strathmore, but Strathmore is for middle aged decidedly uncool people like me.
Nice was a very accurate description of Bethesda, North or otherwise.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait when did slummy with drunk college kids equal cool? Maybe to bang a coed but would would want to live there? There is a reason it has some of the cheapest real estate in the metro area, lots of reasons actually.
Still million times better than Lynchburg or Blacksburg. I mean, what's with these pps hating on College Park? It has a gay mayor, that is a plus in my book. Have you ever seen South Bend where Notre Dame is? Why is every real estate thread about MD overtaken by haters? I assume it is NoVa posters who say they have better everything, including Amazon now. So, why post here? When someone says Falls Church is awesome, I don't jump in to say it isn't. I saw it twice!
The mayor of South Bend is gay, too, idiot. Did I just blow your mind?
Anonymous wrote:Downtown Bethesda has lots of really cool restaurants and shops and is very walkable. If you expand the definition to include North Bethesda then you get to include the Strathmore