Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.
Yes. You've basically described my dh, sans vacation homes.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.
Yes. You've basically described my dh, sans vacation homes.
Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Since we are on the subject, what do you want to see? Thx
Checking account and 401k balances, credit report with debt balance, FICO balance will do. Also a summary of your mom's mental health status and visiting status. Do you live together? Does she do your laundry? Does she visit every weekend for 2-3 hours?
Nailed it. Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Since we are on the subject, what do you want to see? Thx
We aren’t as visual as men. So pictures of genitalia or body parts (unless you have a super super hot body), doesn’t turn us on. Unless in a sexual relationship already, random sexy picture or words are gross and creepy. And even if we are in a sexual relationship, don’t just send me sexy talk out of the blue. I’m doing stuff. Signal me that you want sexy talk (thinking of you), then let me decide how to respond.
I think you are asking “what can I send that will take a woman from 0 to horny?” In my experience, nothing. If I’m already hot for a guy, him saying Hello is enough to get me going. If I’m not into a guy or I’m busy/distracted, nothing (not even a bank account) will get me going over text.
This. I do like sexting. But with the person in in a relationship with.
Anonymous wrote:No woman I know is interested in looking at pictures of male genitalia. The rare curious tween may be an exception but that's child abuse, so I don't recommend it. If you want to interest a woman with photographs, send her a snapshot of your bank balance, or maybe you enjoying hobbies that are of interest to you. Duh!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:No woman I know is interested in looking at pictures of male genitalia. The rare curious tween may be an exception but that's child abuse, so I don't recommend it. If you want to interest a woman with photographs, send her a snapshot of your bank balance, or maybe you enjoying hobbies that are of interest to you. Duh!
Speak for yourself. I enjoy a nice dick pic now and then
Anonymous wrote:As per the above, I think we're all aware that MRA trolling is a real thing at DCUM.