Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
This will be fun when the divorces start...
Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
Anonymous wrote:Every pot has its lid. Case in point; someone married you and you're a complete asshole.Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.
OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.
OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.
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She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.
She’ll only get fatter as she gets older. Should get cats.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.
Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?
Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?
Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.
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I find this so interesting, you should do an AMA! What kind of things have you made people do? How did you discover this power?
Anonymous wrote:I’m having regular sex with my MIL...
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.
OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.
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She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.
Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?
Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?
Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.
She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.
OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.
Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.
Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?
Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?