Anonymous
Post 02/02/2018 06:17     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

I do too. Signed A female
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 20:11     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

Sue him, it’s a nuisance.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 19:21     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

Anonymous wrote:I'm just sorry for you that you aren't enjoying this more.

Farts are awesome. I LOL with every fart that occurs in my home. I even push cheese on my lactose intolerant hubby because the stench is so awful I enjoy complaining about it.

Try to see the humour or stick a beano down his gullet daily and massage his throat like a cat.




I'm cracking up here.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 19:02     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

I'm just sorry for you that you aren't enjoying this more.

Farts are awesome. I LOL with every fart that occurs in my home. I even push cheese on my lactose intolerant hubby because the stench is so awful I enjoy complaining about it.

Try to see the humour or stick a beano down his gullet daily and massage his throat like a cat.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 17:46     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

Tell him to change is diet. He's eating crap.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 17:04     Subject: Re:DH farts in his sleep

Anonymous wrote:Is Melania on here complaining about the sharter-in-chief...?


I think it's Bill with Hillary eating all that spicy food and hot sauce she slathers on it.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2018 17:00     Subject: DH farts in his sleep

ZachF wrote:Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven.


Bahahaha! This entire thread has me in stitches.

OP take the poor dog and sleep in another bedroom, or encase your husband in some kind of space bubble.