Anonymous wrote:I'm just sorry for you that you aren't enjoying this more.
Farts are awesome. I LOL with every fart that occurs in my home. I even push cheese on my lactose intolerant hubby because the stench is so awful I enjoy complaining about it.
Try to see the humour or stick a beano down his gullet daily and massage his throat like a cat.
Anonymous wrote:Is Melania on here complaining about the sharter-in-chief...?
ZachF wrote:Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven.