Anonymous
01/28/2018 15:23
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
Any notion of how attractive you may be has just been negated by your words. You really are a novice in affair land. Good luck with that.
Op could at least give a general description. Maybe she wants someone who doesn't care about looks. Hahahahaha
The thing is, you can have a description and still not really know what I look like (no, not op here). I'm 5'2", 114#, blond, blue eyes. That's a ton of women, all of whom look so so different. Right? I can think of three written I work with who roughly look the same (give or take 10 pounds, a couple of inches, dark blond, light blond, brunette ... could you actually pick me out in a line up? No.
cba
01/28/2018 14:33
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:I want to have a long term affair with one person.
I don't have any prospects.
I'm a woman.
I will update this if my status changes.
For now, everyone else confess your sins.
Any luck?
Anonymous
10/23/2017 08:30
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.
I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.
You sound like you have way too many issues and if your husband is so great and loving why cheat? Talk to him, buy a sex toy, spice it up - you seem to like the guy and he'll he married you.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:56
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
Any notion of how attractive you may be has just been negated by your words. You really are a novice in affair land. Good luck with that.
Op could at least give a general description. Maybe she wants someone who doesn't care about looks. Hahahahaha
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:55
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
We knew she was a novice from the OP but, yeah, that comment was a bit of a turn off.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:52
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
Any notion of how attractive you may be has just been negated by your words. You really are a novice in affair land. Good luck with that.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:44
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.
This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.
I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.
Also married female here looking for an AP - how old are you Mr. Perv? You sound like fun!
I'm 52. And yet still a perv at my advanced age.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:43
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:
Sex and intimacy are the same thing to me so your post makes little sense. Is it not intimate for someone to have their face close to your undergarments?
When the role is filled, the person will be getting in my pants, on my terms, in a mutually beneficial situation.
What is your interest in this? Are you a bitter male or a woman who thrives in misery?
I'm a man and while they can overlap at times sex and intimacy are different for me.
I'm a man and far too mature to want sex without intimacy.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:41
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:Discrete or discreet?
I prefer both. One at a time, and on the down low.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 20:13
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.
I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.
Translation: I'm not pretty (or a good person), but at least I'm not fat.
Translation: I'm an underachieving loser who must try to cut you down to detract from my pathetic existence.
Hit a nerve, huh? I don’t think cheaters can really call other people “underachievers.” What are you, an overachiever at destroying other people’s lives? I’ll take mediocrity over garbage behavior any day, thanks.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 19:21
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Discrete or discreet?
Anonymous
10/22/2017 19:15
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.
I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.
Translation: I'm not pretty (or a good person), but at least I'm not fat.
Translation: I'm an underachieving loser who must try to cut you down to detract from my pathetic existence.
Anonymous
10/22/2017 19:10
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.
This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.
I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.
Hello!
what is a pervert exactly?
as opposed to a man that likes sex?
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Anonymous
10/22/2017 19:06
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.
This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.
I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.
Hello!
Anonymous
10/22/2017 19:01
Subject: I'm trying to have an affair
hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:hula wrote:Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...
Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.
If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.
I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.
I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.
Translation: I'm not pretty (or a good person), but at least I'm not fat.