Anonymous
Post 10/27/2017 08:56     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Here's a whole list:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=egeekowl

I've seen the first one in Congressional Cemetery.
Anonymous
Post 10/27/2017 08:43     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
My grandfather wanted:

"Now, I finally get some peace and quiet."

Thurgood Marshall supposedly said:

"I did the best I could with what I had."

My mother wants:

"What a ride!"


Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:41     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"Why didn't you bring me flowers when I was alive?"
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:39     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"I can hear you, so say nice things."
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:37     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Jesus loves you.


Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:37     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"It's warmer here, than I expected."
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:36     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"Finally, she shut up."
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:34     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"I told you I was sick!"
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:27     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
I heard that...
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:26     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Finally at my ideal weight.
Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:26     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Better here than in DC


(WC Fields paraphrase)