Anonymous wrote:So basically, a sexually voracious, NATURALLY thin (not unnaturally, FYI), highly intelligent high earner who's also a party animal.
Oh, and under 29. Who is somehow interested in a man who spends time troll posting on a forum for Washington-area mothers.
Yes, I think this is highly likely and definitely within the realm of possibility for you.
Anonymous wrote:This is for both men and women. Includes not just physical characteristics, but mostly PERSONALITY.
I'll start:
Muscular, very socially skilled and able to handle himself in any social situation, outgoing/good conversationalist, intelligent/intellectual, politically conservative but feminist, likes nice restaurants and nice things, never angry or mean, comes from a good family background, good manners, creative or allows me to be creative and appreciates it, and beautiful face. Preferably dark hair and blue eyes, pale skin.
Anonymous wrote:Don't know why you're getting all this hate, OP, but I'll play. I think it's fun.
Tall (6'2 +), funny- I need a guy who can make me laugh. A little nerdy, but not socially awkward. Would love him to have some Irish background, as I have roots there. A good cook, helps around the house. Not entitled or expecting me to do all the work. Handsome.

Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
TOP 25 USNEWS? Dafuq? Tenured at 32? This dude is yanking our chains. Go yank your own....
Tenure takes 6 years. Graduate school 5 years. People graduate college at 21. Math not your strong suit?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
TOP 25 USNEWS? Dafuq? Tenured at 32? This dude is yanking our chains. Go yank your own....
Yeah, question is tenured prof of what? And where?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
TOP 25 USNEWS? Dafuq? Tenured at 32? This dude is yanking our chains. Go yank your own....
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
TOP 25 USNEWS? Dafuq? Tenured at 32? This dude is yanking our chains. Go yank your own....
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
TOP 25 USNEWS? Dafuq? Tenured at 32? This dude is yanking our chains. Go yank your own....
Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
You are a fleshlight user arent you?
Hah. And he'll remain that way.
Pale fattie detected
Dude, we detected what you were the first time you posted. No need to spell it out
Your response: the equivalent of "I know you are, but what am I?" lame.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
You are a fleshlight user arent you?
Hah. And he'll remain that way.
Pale fattie detected
Dude, we detected what you were the first time you posted. No need to spell it out
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
You are a fleshlight user arent you?
Hah. And he'll remain that way.
Pale fattie detected
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Look good
Shut up
Big dick
Eat out
It's not that difficult