I know multiple couples like this, but with cats.

Get off your brother's dick.

I think OP said it all with the title "my brother's wife." She can't even call her SIL on an anonymous forum!

Good news! Many Christmas trees aren't pine trees, but fir or spruce. Your brother may live to see another Christmas with the wife he loves.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it bothering your brother. Like is he actually sick from it? If not, I don't see a big deal. Leave their marriage alone.

He gets an itchy rash after he touches one. One year after going camping he had to get a shot it got so bad. His eyes get puffy and watery and his face swells.

It sounds like he gets a rash after touching a tree. I don't understand why he would need to touch the Christmas tree in his house? This is probably the compromise that they agreed on.

OP it sounds like you're really angry that you didn't get to have a real tree when you were little and now you want to take it out on your SIL. Real trees are awesome, but you need to let this one go.

Anonymous wrote:Are we only having millennials posting today with complete drama queen issues?

No way OP is a millennial, she sounds like an out of touch baby boomer. I bet she never had kids and wants to baby her brother to make up for it.

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Anonymous wrote:So. Don't touch it. How do you know so much about your bro's rashes? I couldn't tell you what reaction my brother had as a kid--unless it was life threatening. Stand down, Fifi.

I'm just protective of my brother. She is going to have to get used to it.

Just out of curiosity, are you this protective of your brother with everyone, or only with women he is romantically involved with?

Protective in general. When I said something to her she said first of all stop referring to him as your bubba since we aren't 5 and second people outgrow childhood allergies all the time. Then she told me to shut up and stay out of it. She's a peach.

I love your SIL. She has a backbone which it sounds like she needs desperately when you come around. Learn how to respect boundaries. He married her.

I was on the fence at first, but after reading OP's update, I'm solidly team SIL.

OP, for the record, you sound nuts. At the very least you should listen to your SIL and stop referring to your adult brother as "bubba."

Normally, I roll my eyes at SILs that throw fits over their husband's sisters using nicknames, but in this case I think it was deserved.

Assuming you are real ( I detect a wee bit of troll) you need to get help OP.

Bubba?

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Anonymous wrote:So. Don't touch it. How do you know so much about your bro's rashes? I couldn't tell you what reaction my brother had as a kid--unless it was life threatening. Stand down, Fifi.

I'm just protective of my brother. She is going to have to get used to it.

Just out of curiosity, are you this protective of your brother with everyone, or only with women he is romantically involved with?

Protective in general. When I said something to her she said first of all stop referring to him as your bubba since we aren't 5 and second people outgrow childhood allergies all the time. Then she told me to shut up and stay out of it. She's a peach.

Uh, she is right on all counts.

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Anonymous wrote:So. Don't touch it. How do you know so much about your bro's rashes? I couldn't tell you what reaction my brother had as a kid--unless it was life threatening. Stand down, Fifi.

I'm just protective of my brother. She is going to have to get used to it.

I dare you to confront her if you're so bold.

I did confront her.

As long as he's fucking her and not you, you're opinion will never carry as much weight. And, like the PP said, unless his mouth has swelled shut AND his hands have swelled to the point he can't write or type, you need to STFU and MYOB.

This x 1000

You sound REALLY REALLY psycho.

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Anonymous wrote:So. Don't touch it. How do you know so much about your bro's rashes? I couldn't tell you what reaction my brother had as a kid--unless it was life threatening. Stand down, Fifi.

I'm just protective of my brother. She is going to have to get used to it.

Just out of curiosity, are you this protective of your brother with everyone, or only with women he is romantically involved with?

Protective in general. When I said something to her she said first of all stop referring to him as your bubba since we aren't 5 and second people outgrow childhood allergies all the time. Then she told me to shut up and stay out of it. She's a peach.

Slow clap to OP's sister-in-law. You are the peach here, OP. It's hardly likely that she got a real tree and he didn't know about it. People compromise on things all the time, and there are a lot of solutions to allergies other than total abstinence.

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Anonymous wrote:Lol, your SIL's reaction is perfect. Love her.

+1. I want to be friends with your SIL

+2. Me too! We can all sit around drinking wine and talk about how crazy her SIL is. It will be so much fun!

OP, what do you say?! Can you hook us up with your SIL? She sounds awesome!

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Anonymous wrote:Lol, your SIL's reaction is perfect. Love her.

+1. I want to be friends with your SIL

+2. Me too! We can all sit around drinking wine and talk about how crazy her SIL is. It will be so much fun!

My SIL uses baby talk with DH as well. I could barf. Seriously grow up. He's not your Bubba. He's your brother and if you don't learn to respect boundaries your risking even that.