Anonymous
04/04/2016 03:48
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
I once dated someone who had unfortunate teeth. One was basically on top of another, so when he smiled, the blood would drain out of that one spot on his lip because it was stretched too far over his teeth and I wanted to punch him right in that spot every time he did. It isn't why I broke up with him, but I can't say it played a small part, either.
In my case, it turned into a best/best reason as we still have mutual friends, 10+ years later, and he's completely screwed up. I think my subconscious was alerting me to something. I'm not usually that judgemental over physical appearance.
In my case, it turned into a best/best reason as we still have mutual friends, 10+ years later, and he's completely screwed up. I think my subconscious was alerting me to something. I'm not usually that judgemental over physical appearance.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 21:40
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
I stopped seeing a guy who sent me tulips. Nineteen at the time, I raged and said something about them lacking in character or something equally stupid. It was so egregious, I couldn't possibly speak to him again. I ghosted before there was a word for it, and never spoke to him or saw him again. A friend's mom tried. She said he probably just ordered a spring bouquet. Oh, well. "Tulips" has been shorthand for "a ridiculous reason" among my friends for nearly three decades now (e.g. "I quit my job and not for tulips either!").
Mortified.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 21:32
Subject: Re:The best worst reason you broke up with someone
these are not break ups, but early dates that ended because....
told me on the first date that he had cancer and was really lonely
somewhat long distance: on the third date, he invited his parents to join us for dinner
on the third date, man who was recently (under 6 months) separated with 3 young (10 and under) kids wanted me to meet them that weekend.
told me on the first date that he had cancer and was really lonely
somewhat long distance: on the third date, he invited his parents to join us for dinner
on the third date, man who was recently (under 6 months) separated with 3 young (10 and under) kids wanted me to meet them that weekend.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 21:21
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:He drooled on me when he was finishing. So disgusting.
Next guy wouldn't share his chicken wings with me on our date, but he didn't finish them. He handed his unfinished plate to the waitress, and expected me to share my vagina with him. SIKE!
Winner (chicken dinner)!
Anonymous
04/03/2016 21:10
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
He drooled on me when he was finishing. So disgusting.
Next guy wouldn't share his chicken wings with me on our date, but he didn't finish them. He handed his unfinished plate to the waitress, and expected me to share my vagina with him. SIKE!
Next guy wouldn't share his chicken wings with me on our date, but he didn't finish them. He handed his unfinished plate to the waitress, and expected me to share my vagina with him. SIKE!
Anonymous
04/03/2016 19:01
Subject: Re:The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Skinny wrists. Granted, it was middle school. Def a red herring.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 18:53
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
I visited his home and it was basically trailer trash. He was a nice person, but his family .... ew. Couldn't do it.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 18:27
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:What is the best worst reason you broke up with someone?
I dumped a high school boyfriend because he picked a Henry Rollins song as his "poem" to recite in HS English, and did so angrily in front of all my friends.
My best friend broke up with a guy she was seeing when, after sex, he bent over and she saw his asshole six inches from her nose. (We referred to him as brown eye from there on out)
Nice guy was sexually submissive. I have no issue with that being a man's kink, but I had no interest in him romantically after that.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 18:24
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
He went down on me - was not great at it. I pulled him up to try something else. Full of confidence, he said, "Was that like the best ever?"
"Uh, nope."
"Uh, nope."
Anonymous
04/03/2016 17:13
Subject: Re:The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Guy and I are talking for a while. He's nerdy but cute and smart. Picks me up for first date with flowers and tells me he washed his car just for me. Too much. No 2nd date.
Guy from HS and I date off and on over summers home from college. Get serious after graduation. I move away, we continue to have LDR. I end it because a year later, he's still living at home with his mom who does his laundry. I still have a crush on him, though, 20 years later, even though he has no permanent job or home.
Guy from HS and I date off and on over summers home from college. Get serious after graduation. I move away, we continue to have LDR. I end it because a year later, he's still living at home with his mom who does his laundry. I still have a crush on him, though, 20 years later, even though he has no permanent job or home.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 16:29
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
After we f**ked, she told me she knew I would be good in bed because I am a Sagittarius. I told her what I thought of astrology, and dumped her.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 16:27
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:He thought "Happy Days" was great television during its first run.
it was. IMHO.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 16:22
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
She was just horrible in bed.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 15:23
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
He thought "Happy Days" was great television during its first run.
Anonymous
04/03/2016 14:43
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:For me this post has turned into the topic "the one that got away". Because I totally would've snatched up and dated Henry Rollins guy, The butt hole dude, possibly the gold chain freak, The flame farter, and possibly the backne fella. I love picking pimples but have none so we could've had a symbiotic relationship. I would've been his ramora.
But I couldn't have dated the guy with the horrible smelling apartment. Smells are a dealbreaker. And I don't think I could've dated a dude who used posted notes for anything.
My best/worst winners include guy with amazingly small penis but was otherwise incredibly hot. For me i made the right decision but I'm sure people out there think it's horrible I did this. Also guy who one day wore red track pants. I can't. Also a few guys who told me they loved me either before we dated or in the first couple weeks after dating. I didn't have a self-esteem issue and that was my problem. If I was needy I wouldn't have dumped them. I had needy friends who thought I was crazy for not proclaiming my love as well to them. But to me I felt like "I know I'm lovable and I know I'm awesome but you couldn't know that in two weeks." Bye, 'letia.
Ha. I actually quit dating a guy for the opposite reason - he was really large. We weren't serious and I was scared he would stretch me out (I was young and very uninformed). He was amazing in bed too. Lol.
This has to be the worst one here! Lol.