Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:46     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...


Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.

10:51 brought but buttholes - I did not. And if I am in the stall by myself and leave the seat clean, who cares what and how I do my thing when I am in there.
You do you and I will do me.


Do you know what happens when you hover? Small droplets of urine fly on the floor, onto the toilet paper roll used by other people, the walls, other parts of the toilet, and even your own clothes. These droplets do not cause a large puddle, but they do fly everywhere where other people need to touch. Or do you make sure you wipe up the floor, walls, seat, and toilet paper dispenser when you pee? I doubt it.

Sit you fat ass down on the seat and use a paper seat cover. I guarantee it is 10x more sanitary than your hover method the spreads your pee all over the stall. If you're worried about sanitation, all you need to do is wash your hands thoroughly and apply some Purell.

Weirdo.


Give me a break -- I'm not worried about catching Ebola...I just do not want to sit on top of someone else's funky a** residue.
You are so not smart, droplets of pee do not fly around the dang room because you hover, it happens when you flush !!!
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The best way to prevent the spread of these bacteria? Keep the lid closed! The study found that this reduced the spread of bacteria by 10 times. If someone if your family has come down with the winter bug, clean off all areas of the toilet regularly. And if you’re out in public among lidless toilets, make sure to wash your hands.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:36     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...


Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.

10:51 brought but buttholes - I did not. And if I am in the stall by myself and leave the seat clean, who cares what and how I do my thing when I am in there.
You do you and I will do me.


Do you know what happens when you hover? Small droplets of urine fly on the floor, onto the toilet paper roll used by other people, the walls, other parts of the toilet, and even your own clothes. These droplets do not cause a large puddle, but they do fly everywhere where other people need to touch. Or do you make sure you wipe up the floor, walls, seat, and toilet paper dispenser when you pee? I doubt it.

Sit you fat ass down on the seat and use a paper seat cover. I guarantee it is 10x more sanitary than your hover method the spreads your pee all over the stall. If you're worried about sanitation, all you need to do is wash your hands thoroughly and apply some Purell.

Weirdo.

Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:31     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...


Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.

10:51 brought but buttholes - I did not. And if I am in the stall by myself and leave the seat clean, who cares what and how I do my thing when I am in there.
You do you and I will do me.


Do you know what happens when you hover? Small droplets of urine fly on the floor, onto the toilet paper roll used by other people, the walls, other parts of the toilet, and even your own clothes. These droplets do not cause a large puddle, but they do fly everywhere where other people need to touch. Or do you make sure you wipe up the floor, walls, seat, and toilet paper dispenser when you pee? I doubt it.

Sit you fat ass down on the seat and use a paper seat cover. I guarantee it is 10x more sanitary than your hover method the spreads your pee all over the stall. If you're worried about sanitation, all you need to do is wash your hands thoroughly and apply some Purell.

Weirdo.

Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:29     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Who cares whether you hover or sit, just wipe the piss off the seat!!! Jeez. Is that too much to ask??
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:26     Subject: Re:Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.


You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.


The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????


No one is saying you have to put your bare bottom on the seat. The suggestion is that everyone sits and uses seat covers. GET IT?
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 14:25     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:That's why the kind of toilet they have in Japan and India is better. It is just a hole in the floor, everybody crouches, nobody touches it. Because it is just a hole, it is easy for all to crouch over it.


When was the last time you were in either place? The only place in India I ever encountered a hole in the floor was the old Chennai airport, which they have since updated. Trust me any place in India a DCUMer travels will have toilets.
As for Japan they have the most amazing toilets. More buttons and feature than you can imagine.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 12:01     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is the best thread ever.

- new poster who agrees we should all sit. To neurotic posters - it's no different than sitting on a bench after someone wearing shorts sat there. Your a**hole doesn't go directly on the seat.

Oh - you go around putting your bare ass and thighs on public benches?


The dirty part of one's ass doesn't touch the seat. How do you think a toilet seat works, anyway?

So you think that no one's butt cheeks are ever dirty, germy, get anything on them. I guess I can assume you do on wash your butt in the shower??
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 12:00     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is the best thread ever.

- new poster who agrees we should all sit. To neurotic posters - it's no different than sitting on a bench after someone wearing shorts sat there. Your a**hole doesn't go directly on the seat.

Oh - you go around putting your bare ass and thighs on public benches?


The dirty part of one's ass doesn't touch the seat. How do you think a toilet seat works, anyway?
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:58     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...


Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.

10:51 brought but buttholes - I did not. And if I am in the stall by myself and leave the seat clean, who cares what and how I do my thing when I am in there.
You do you and I will do me.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:51     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...


Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:48     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
This thread makes me so glad I work from home now.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:47     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:44     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
I am not sitting on a seat after someone who smells.
You know that co-worker who leaves the stall smelling like her hoo-ha has not seen soap or water in weeks.
NOPE
NOT
GOING
TO
DO
IT!
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:43     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Who are these idiots talking about heiney holes? No one thinks something is touching their hole. There is a lot of mass around the hole -- that is what touches the toilet.
Some of you are outright nasty.
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 11:42     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:This is the best thread ever.

- new poster who agrees we should all sit. To neurotic posters - it's no different than sitting on a bench after someone wearing shorts sat there. Your a**hole doesn't go directly on the seat.

Oh - you go around putting your bare ass and thighs on public benches?