Anonymous wrote:I also sat across from the ladies and mens restrooms at different points. The ladies hands down smelled the worst.

Don't even get me started on those who were on their periods and smelled liked death's door. Makes me want to puke thinking about it.

OP here omg ew!!!!! Ugh I'm so over it. It's starting to really affect my work

It is only unhealthy if they dispose of the plastic knives used to cut up their poop in your trash can.

Spray perfume or something at a person each time they come past you

Also get another job

Fuck dis shit!

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Anonymous wrote:This is disgusting.

yea, i know. i live it everyday.

I'm sorry. It IS disgusting. But I laughed very hard at the subject!

sorry, OP!

That sucks shit (and I mean that).

I also sat across from the ladies and mens restrooms at different points. The ladies hands down smelled the worst.

Don't even get me started on those who were on their periods and smelled liked death's door. Makes me want to puke thinking about it.

op, I am so sorry - this sounds awful. At the same time, I am LOL but as quietly as possible, due to some of the comments. DH is already asleep and I'd hate to have him wake up and ask why I'm laughing. I'd never stop then.

So in all seriousness, is this a single-seater situation? If so, how about asking the boss to invest in one of those expensive Japanese toilet seats that masks sound and reduces odors and all that?

Anonymous wrote:You should probably work harder and/or be nicer. We give the "poop cubes" to the lazy whiny millennials.

Ahh of course. I should have expected a rude, stupid fucking comment like that.

For your information, asshole, I am nice and a hard worker. As I mentioned over and over, it's the way the office is set up and where my desk has to be. My boss's desk is directly across from the bathrooms- a mere 6 feet. Go troll somewhere else.

You should probably work harder and/or be nicer. We give the "poop cubes" to the lazy whiny millennials.

Anonymous wrote:That would be gross but not dangerous. Is there anyway that you could put a cubicle divider and maybe use a small fan to direct the bathroom air away from you?

+ 1,000

I have worked in a hospital for 10 years with thousands of other people so I don't think the health aspect of this is dangerous.
But I can empathize, since you didn't sign up for a healthcare job like the rest of us!

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Anonymous wrote:Op back. Currently breathing in air freshener. Disgusting fake sweet scent. And bathroom smells. Kill.me.

Cant you buy an air neutralizer? It kills odors instead of masking them. Id just start kissing up to boss then ask him to change seats

OP back. Yea i'm definitely going to ask about one. Unfortunately I cant move my desk because of the office's setup and everything...and moving seats probably wouldn't even help, its a tiny office

I wish a new job would be an option

OP, force your supervisor to invest in a white noise machine and an air purifier.

Gawd, this sounds awful!
Honestly, I'd be looking for another job asap.

Anonymous wrote:Op back. Currently breathing in air freshener. Disgusting fake sweet scent. And bathroom smells. Kill.me.

Cant you buy an air neutralizer? It kills odors instead of masking them. Id just start kissing up to boss then ask him to change seats

Anonymous wrote:I used to sit near the bathrooms, so you have my sympathies. Fun/gross fact: only men will boldly march into the bathroom carrying a newspaper gleefully, happy to announce to all where they're going and what they're about to do. Women won't. I used to know what time each man pooped and which paper he liked to read while doing it. so gross.

I used to sit across from the bathrooms and I knew this info was well. Along with who did and DID NOT wash their hands. I'd stare down the ones who didn't when they came out.