Only the lonely get laid instead of Only the lonely can play....Martha and the Motels

I misheard a lot of Kenny Rogers in my youth (my parents listened to country).

Islands in the Stream was "pylons in the street" to me.

I also thought the line in You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille was "400 children and a crop in the field."

Anonymous wrote:Spend 2.5 minutes of your life witnessing this awesomeness

Thank you. That really was awesome.

'Pizza's going through my mind' instead of 'these sounds going through my mind'

People are People, by Depeche Mode

"What makes a man hate another man? Raisin Bran." (Instead of "Help me Understand.")

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Revved up like a deuce" always sounded like 'wrapped up like a douche' to me. from Blinded by the Light. That's what I sang along with.

Lol, exactly what I was about to write.

The big winner, I think! We've laughed about this one for years.

Wait, it's not wrapped up like a douche????? I did think that didn't make much sense ....

Eric Clapton sang, "Lay down, Sally..."

I sang, "Way down south..."

Black wittle baby instead of black widow baby

"We rub a Mexican monkey" instead of "we're up all night to get lucky" - Daft Punk

"You're gonna miss me by my tacos" instead of "You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh" - Anna Kendrick

Intentional - Gold Digger by Kanye West.

When Jamie Foxx is doing the chorus and saying, "I gotta leave", it sounds like he is saying, "Dom Delouise."

My DH pointed that out once, and now I can't listen to it any other way.

I'm surprised I haven't seen this one. I was into my 40s when I learned I was wrong.

"She Really Don't Like It" instead of "Sharif don't like it"

The Clash, Rock the Casbah

Red Hot Chili Peppers: I always heard "With the birds I'll share this lonely view" as "With the birth of Cher."

"It's hip to be square" = "Hit the B square"

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Revved up like a deuce" always sounded like 'wrapped up like a douche' to me. from Blinded by the Light. That's what I sang along with.

Lol, exactly what I was about to write.

The big winner, I think! We've laughed about this one for years.

Springsteen himself has joked about the controversy, claiming that it was not until Manfred Mann rewrote the song to be about a feminine hygiene product that it became popular.[7]

--wikipedia

I'm hot and bloody check it and see, but its hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of 103

"Til Tuesday - Voices Carry

" Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry was Hush hush, keep it down now. You're so scary.