Anonymous
Post 01/11/2017 05:03     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Mr. Trump's salad!
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2015 21:32     Subject: Re:Tell me about your Executive meals

My friend posted on Instagram recently a picture of a muffin with hashtag #execonthego.
No kidding!!
Anonymous
Post 08/10/2015 14:29     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The only proper side dishes for an Executive meal are corn and asparagus.


how many stalks?


5 if Executive is CEO, 4 if VP.
Anonymous
Post 08/10/2015 11:58     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:The only proper side dishes for an Executive meal are corn and asparagus.


how many stalks?
Anonymous
Post 08/10/2015 10:52     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

The only proper side dishes for an Executive meal are corn and asparagus.
Anonymous
Post 08/09/2015 00:04     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Huh? I thought it was shake n' bake? This is, afterall, food we are talking about, right?
Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 21:31     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Martini and a BJ at the door for Executive. Followed by surf and turf.


Wait, I thought "surf and turf" was a euphemism for BJ.


You are thinking of "worm and squirm".


You're offending the Executive Penis by referring to it as a worm. The correct phrase is Snake and Shake.
Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 21:29     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:After the meal: Gentlemen's Latte.


Executive Gentlemen's Latte