Anonymous
04/20/2015 00:50
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
I, for one, admire OP's commitment to constructing an entire universe of lies and destruction, including the endangerment of an innocent animal, to amuse her snowflake.
Anonymous
04/20/2015 00:45
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
make sure you smash egg hard with sledge hammer
you could make video and edit in the a-hole coming out of shell
you could make video and edit in the a-hole coming out of shell
Anonymous
04/20/2015 00:43
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
puppy chicken is dime a dozen nbd
Anonymous
04/20/2015 00:42
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
What is an anole is it like an a-hole because they are native to the DC area
Anonymous
04/20/2015 00:39
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
Anonymous wrote:OP here.Anonymous wrote:Is this real life? I can't believe someone would be so dense to suggest purchasing an animal from a pet store and releasing it into their backyard! I want so badly to believe this is the fake poster.
Can we tone down the drama? A few thousand notches... Geez
I was thinking buying a green anole. Five dollars. It's native to the area and should survive outside.
The egg I'd have to break, obviously.
NP here:
Why did you buy the egg and then lie to your daughter that something would hatch out of it in the first place? And now you plan to break the egg, buy some pet from the pet store and release it into your yard? When will you break the egg and where will you store the animal so your daughter doesn't catch you in the lie?
This is one of the most entertaining things I've ever read on DCUM. I hate that OP is going to do this to an animal, but it's also kind of hilarious to imagine OP going through all of this.
Anonymous
04/19/2015 23:55
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
in my country puppy chicken is delicacy
Anonymous
04/19/2015 23:53
Subject: What can hatch from an egg?
Anonymous wrote:Omelets.
this or a puppy chicken turtle
Anonymous
04/19/2015 23:52
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
puppy chicken turtle fish mouse small bird hamster --
Anonymous
04/19/2015 23:48
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
OP here.Anonymous wrote:Is this real life? I can't believe someone would be so dense to suggest purchasing an animal from a pet store and releasing it into their backyard! I want so badly to believe this is the fake poster.
Can we tone down the drama? A few thousand notches... Geez
I was thinking buying a green anole. Five dollars. It's native to the area and should survive outside.
The egg I'd have to break, obviously.
Anonymous
04/19/2015 09:52
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
My nine year old loves her stuffed animals too. This is so odd OP - why in the world is 5 too old for stuffed animals?
These seem like very odd values you have in your house.
These seem like very odd values you have in your house.
Anonymous
04/18/2015 22:17
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
My NINE year old sleeps with a few stuffed animals!
Anonymous
04/18/2015 22:00
Subject: What can hatch from an egg?
My 5 year old DS is asleep with a stuffed toy right now. Not too old. Also, he is very aware of real vs fake objects. This is one more lesson. You lied and you need to fess up, not placate her.
Anonymous
04/18/2015 21:58
Subject: What can hatch from an egg?
Omelets.
Anonymous
04/18/2015 21:37
Subject: Re:What can hatch from an egg?
Anonymous wrote:put the egg in a basket and ask her to let her favorite stuffed animal sit on it for a couple days. In a couple days, wait til she's asleep and take out the egg and put in a new, smaller stuffed animal.
She'll find it magical and no living thing will be harmed.
Very cute idea!
Anonymous
04/18/2015 19:42
Subject: What can hatch from an egg?
My five year old LOVES her stuffed animals and wishes every night that intended were real. Go along with the fun game and so will your child!