TELL US WHAT HAPPENED I MUST KNOW

I've been on DCUM for like 5 years, and this is my favorite thread of all time.

I'm still reeling that OP thinks a "neighbor" is someone who lives a mile away!

17:34 has me literally in tears with laughter. I'm in bed by myself with my kindle and I can barely see for the tears...........keep us updated OP.

How did this guy transport the whole fish getup over to your house in the first place!? I'm imagining a tank seat-belted in a minivan...among Goldfish cracker carcasses...

Thank you for starting the best DCUM thread I've seen in forever!!

MarleySkye840 wrote:I think a better question is, Is the family who owns the fish ok? like has something happened to them?

I was thinking the same thing.

Is it just a bowl with a fish in it, or does it have a filter, bubbler, heater, etc?

While some types of fish can live under the ice in a frozen pond (not frozen IN the ice), the little ones that live in bowls are tropical fish and are not outside pets.

Anonymous wrote:I wouldn't have bought more food. I would have shot an email/text/call to this inconsiderate guy and told him you were out of food, know he's back in town and to please pick up the fish tonight. My nephew left his frogs with me too long without enough food and I did that with great results. I also do not accept any such future requests from people who take advantage.

For whom? Not for the frogs, I assume.

I can't believe I just got on my computer, went to DCUM, read the recent topics, couldn't find this there, and searched for fish tank neighbor, just to find out the status of the fish.

I need a life.

But more importantly, did your DH go to drop off the fish?

I love this thread.

I wouldn't have bought more food. I would have shot an email/text/call to this inconsiderate guy and told him you were out of food, know he's back in town and to please pick up the fish tonight. My nephew left his frogs with me too long without enough food and I did that with great results. I also do not accept any such future requests from people who take advantage.

I say you just keep the fish. He's pretty much a part of the family now!

Anonymous wrote:This is hilarious

Esp the typo about getting laid. That could be a question in response to any DCUM post, really.

? Now, even if you send it back ,the fish knows where you live, your timings, what your house looks like... and he/she knows you have enough means to buy new fish food.

Some people should really think before accepting a fish.

This is hilarious