I taught myself how to do a flip turn in the pool this year. Now I look like a badass when swimming laps. This old dog can learn new tricks.

My kids are pretty awesome too, but i only brag about them to my mom.

I have always been very proud of my ear lobes. I feel that they are chunky, soft and smooth, like perfect little steaks.

My wrapping skills. I make some beautiful bows on gifts.

My DH. While he isn't perfect, he's a wonderful man and a great husband and spoils me in so many ways. My colleagues think he's perfect because of the way I talk about him.

My mom. Especially after reading on DCUM what some people go through with their parents. She's such a good grandma, loves my kids and spoils them but still follows our rules and schedules (in fact, she LOVES that we have rules and schedules-says it makes things easier for her). DH adores her. And even though I'm grown and she lives a few states away, if I call her and really need her, she'll hop on a plane and be here.

^^ people who judge others and highlight insecurity in others, also tend to be insecure.