Anonymous wrote:I thought she meant he put a sock on his penis and then left town and didn't tell her That would have been much more interesting.

Hah! I had the same thought! Great minds.

I don't normally actually laugh out loud at DCUM threads, but this one is so bizarre, I actually am laughing.

I thought she meant he put a sock on his penis and then left town and didn't tell her That would have been much more interesting.

Things a guy can never confess to his friends: My wife tore me a new hole for deboning a chicken without permission.

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Anonymous wrote:I can' be the only one who clicked on this thread to find out what "putting a stock on" was.

+1

+2 I thought he might have walked out on her! Glad it was just a soup!

Ha. I thought he either bought stocks in a company or hung up the Christmas stockings!

I immediately knew what putting a stock on meant...I guess I need to get out of the kitchen more often, lol.

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Anonymous wrote:I can' be the only one who clicked on this thread to find out what "putting a stock on" was.

+1

+2 I thought he might have walked out on her! Glad it was just a soup!

Ha. I thought he either bought stocks in a company or hung up the Christmas stockings!

Anonymous wrote:my friend put the chinese in the oven (oven off) so his wife could have dinner when she got home. he put it in the oven to keep the dogs from eating it.

She forgot/he forgot.

A week later she came home and turned on the oven to cook dinner.... the chinese and the plastic containers all melted onto the bottom of the oven.

Shit happens when you are busy with kids.

"the chinese"? lmao

I would ban him from cooking and hide the damn crockpot. The heater too and any other thing he might leave on. Seriously, has he upped your life insurance lately ?

This is such a strange thread. Yet, I want to reply!

-OP...I find it so weird that you get all worked up over the fact that your DH deboned a chicken, but not so much over the fact that the crockpot had been on for four days by the time you found the deboned chicken in it.

-Didn't you SMELL the stock cooking for days?

-I have had several toddler children and not one of them was allowed to free range to the point where they would bother crockpots on the kitchen counter (and I have 2 crockpots, so clearly I use them). Do you not have a babygate?

I think, whenever dh leaves, you should run down real quick and make sure he didn't leave any food or heaters on. Just for safety.

Anonymous wrote:Wow this is a tough crowd. I guess you all would be cool with someone put a meal on in the crock pot and firing up the space heater and then going out of town for 2 weeks? I guess it would be no big deal if he left a fire going in the fireplace or left the iron on, either? Seriously?

Now should Op be micromanaging how and when her husband debones a chicken? No.

If she wasn't so undone about the deboned chicken this thread may have gone differently!