Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 22:06     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Yeah, just before I murdered the person who asked took my questions in line in front of me.

Take some anger management classes, STAT!
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:50     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:Douche move.


Keying the car or parking like an asshole?
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:48     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Douche move.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:43     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
OP- write back after you key the wrong person's car - when you either go to jail for vandalizing property or when you get confronted personally. Good luck keying cars !
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:40     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:God no. That's just crazy, OP.

What I have done is left nasty notes on the windshields of assholes from VA and MD who park in the bus zones in DC. They need to get a ****ing clue. Talk about rude.


How is the note any less offensive and rude?



Because it doesn't inconvenience and endanger multiple people.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:38     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
I know people who've gone to jail for it.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:37     Subject: Re:Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Keyed many cars and will do so again. If you park on top of me like an asshole, get ready for the favor to be returned.






Did it ever occur to you that the car may be parked "over the line" or however you see is inappropriate may be parked that way because preceeding cars had been parked like jerks, and that those cars are now gone? I'm a super courteous driver and I can't tell you how many times I've had to squeeze into a spot because cars that were already there had parked over the line. I just pray that if someone comes alone later they may realize that I wasn't the pig, it was the car before me, that's now long gone. And, yes, I've been keyed, but can't afford the repair so it just sits there. Thanks Bud.


+100

I never park like an asshole and the side of my car has a new long key mark down the side.

This is one reason I wold never drive a super expensive car. Too many inconsiderate assholes out there.

Probably some fat ass that can't fit between the cars even when they are parked adequately.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:36     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:God no. That's just crazy, OP.

What I have done is left nasty notes on the windshields of assholes from VA and MD who park in the bus zones in DC. They need to get a ****ing clue. Talk about rude.


How is the note any less offensive and rude?
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:36     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:Just curious.
I have - in parking lots if someone is parked obnoxiously.


You suck. Like, that's a majorly serious character defect. Your parents raised you wrong.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:34     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Some douche keyed my car 4x a few years ago. I'm pretty sure it was a neighbor's moron ex who couldn't tell the difference between a blue Honda and a blue Saab.

And, no, parking wasn't an issue. It was a townhouse with small, individual driveways.

I get so pissed off when people ding my car, so no matter how annoyed I was, I would never key someone's car. I do, however, leave nasty notes if the person has parked me in or on top of me.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:22     Subject: Re:Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Keyed many cars and will do so again. If you park on top of me like an asshole, get ready for the favor to be returned.


Did it ever occur to you that the car may be parked "over the line" or however you see is inappropriate may be parked that way because preceeding cars had been parked like jerks, and that those cars are now gone? I'm a super courteous driver and I can't tell you how many times I've had to squeeze into a spot because cars that were already there had parked over the line. I just pray that if someone comes alone later they may realize that I wasn't the pig, it was the car before me, that's now long gone. And, yes, I've been keyed, but can't afford the repair so it just sits there. Thanks Bud.


+1 And, even if this not the case, OP needs to address his/her anger issues. It's called perspective and self-control.


+2
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 21:11     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Just curious.
I have - in parking lots if someone is parked obnoxiously.


You need some anger management therapy, pronto.


And assertive training and counseling for passive aggressiveness.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 20:42     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
God no. That's just crazy, OP.

What I have done is left nasty notes on the windshields of assholes from VA and MD who park in the bus zones in DC. They need to get a ****ing clue. Talk about rude.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 20:38     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
Um, no. I'm not 14.
Anonymous
Post 06/19/2013 20:38     Subject: Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?
No OP, I have never keyed a car or intentionally damaged someone's car for an idiot parking job.

I have however sweared the ever-loving shit against said driver while talking to myself in my own car. Perhaps even giving the inanimate car the middle finger. But that's as far as it goes.

Being angry is one thing. Causing property damage is another. Stop it. Cut that shit out. Grow up.