Throw the non-vegetable salad in the OP's eyes to disorient her, send our blazing herbaceous javelins flying, and then we escape in the direction of the nearest restaurant that serves more than five asparagus spears per portion (which rules out 20:10's restaurant).

I see--all of the spoiled, entitled 2% brats came out of the woodwork. What's wrong with being pleasant and grateful for being invited over for dinner? None of you deserve to be invited anywhere and should stay at home where you can spend your own money, make whatever you want, complain about how wronged you've been and how no one likes you.

WE. ARE. THE TWO PERCENT!!! ...in that we would like our asparagus to take up more than two percent of our dinner plate. Guilty as charged.

I see--all of the spoiled, entitled 2% brats came out of the woodwork. What's wrong with being pleasant and grateful for being invited over for dinner? None of you deserve to be invited anywhere and should stay at home where you can spend your own money, make whatever you want, complain about how wronged you've been and how no one likes you.

OP. If you haven't had the dinner party, I would recommend getting more asparagus or another vegetable. If not, then have a nice dinner party and may you have significantly nicer friends and guests than the rabble on DCUM.

Anonymous wrote:First World Problem

Not even.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'd throw the asparagus at you and storm out of your house, never to return, if you dared disgrace my dinner plate with five measly spears.

And if you only gave me three, I'd set them ablaze and then throw them, like darts, at your stove.

You need to dip the wet spears in alcohol first .

Well if you're at OP's awful dinner party with me, you can dip and I'll throw.

Don't forget, we have the non-veg salad as weapons too.

Please, if anyone went to this triller dinner party last night. Tell all!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'd throw the asparagus at you and storm out of your house, never to return, if you dared disgrace my dinner plate with five measly spears.

And if you only gave me three, I'd set them ablaze and then throw them, like darts, at your stove.

You need to dip the wet spears in alcohol first .

Well if you're at OP's awful dinner party with me, you can dip and I'll throw.

Anonymous wrote:I'd throw the asparagus at you and storm out of your house, never to return, if you dared disgrace my dinner plate with five measly spears.

And if you only gave me three, I'd set them ablaze and then throw them, like darts, at your stove.

You need to dip the wet spears in alcohol first .

I'd throw the asparagus at you and storm out of your house, never to return, if you dared disgrace my dinner plate with five measly spears.

And if you only gave me three, I'd set them ablaze and then throw them, like darts, at your stove.

This is one of THE most ridiculous/pathetic and pointless threads on here.....but great for entertainment...so thank you...

OP, is the dinner over already or is it for tomorrow?

Apparently 5 spears is considered one serving. But I think you can get buy with 1 spear per kid and 5 spears per adult just peachy. You will need 48 spears. I wouldn't go back to the store for more if the dinner is tomorrow. Salad is fine.

Huh? OP, you asked how many spears in a serving. When the consensus was at least 5, you answered that you don't want to have to go back to the store. Why, then, did you ask the question?

I love asparagus and would be disappointed to be served 3 or to have to limit to 3 because there wasn't enough to go around.

First World Problem

Anonymous wrote:Oh, and I think the squash/tomato/pepper thing sounds nauseating. So if I'm the last person in line and there's no asparagus left, it's no veg for me.

If you really can't go back to the store, or have someone else pick some up, can't you at least make a salad?

To me, the squash/tomato/pepper thing sounds great. I HATE asparagus though, absolutely none for me!

I love asparagus. I would take more than 3.

I would be very embarrassed to serve that little. I would either cut up and put with corn and cherry tomatoes to stretch or not bother serving at all.

Anonymous wrote:I agree that you should try to add more veg. I don't count a salad as a veg.

?? Salad isn't a vegetable? On what planet?