Anonymous wrote:A penguin was driving down the road and something happened to his car. He couldn't figure out what was going on, it sputtered and spit, and he was lucky that he rolled right into a gas station. He asked them what was wrong and they said they'd have to take a look. As luck would have it, there was a grocery store right across the street! So he waddled across the street and made a beeline for the frozen food section. He dove right in, frolicked around the pizzas, the ice cream, the frozen vegetables. He was having so much fun he lost track of time. He got out, waddled back across the street, and asked the guy what was wrong with his car.
"Well, the bad news is that it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin looked thoughtful, then smiled, and said, "oh, no, that's just vanilla ice cream."

Bah dum bum!