Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.


Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.


You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.


The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.


Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad


Don't shit where you eat!

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...


Amazing how that movie has so many many quotable lines that are quotable IRL given that it takes place in a fairy tale.

And:

Luke, I am your father.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
Let the Wookie win.

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along"

"This is my virgin alarm, It's programmed to go off before you do"

I'm your huckleberry.

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.

Anonymous wrote:Its not over until we say its over! ! !
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
NO! ! !
[Germans?]
[Forget it, he's on a roll]

Can't believe I forgot that. Aargh.

"Well, if I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make it OUR time?"

RIP, Roy Walston.

- I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
- I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

You have a baby...In a bar.

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

****

Paitent: What do I do?
Dr. Spenser: Nothing dear, you're not qualified.

Its not over until we say its over! ! !
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
NO! ! !
[Germans?]
[Forget it, he's on a roll]

"I want my two dollars! ! ! "

"I'm going to put on the air brakes and he'll fly right by" "YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT!?!?!?"

To fit in any conversation at the appropriate point -- "I do not think that means what you think that means"

"I am not dead."

Since were here...
PRINCE
But I don't like her.

FATHER
Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful ...
she's rich ... she's got huge tracts of land ...
__________

BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your name?

ARTHUR
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your quest?

ARTHUR

To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

BRIDGEKEEPER
Er ... I don't know that ... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!

__________
DINGO
Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the
penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment
... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!

GIRLS
A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO
You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you
may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me.

AMAZING
And spank me!

STUNNER
And me.

LOVELY
And me.

DINGO
Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

GIRLS
A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.

DINGO
And after the spanking ... the oral sex.
________

Otto: Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f*cking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.
Wendy: Well, *thank* you for popping in and protecting us.
Otto: If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking *German!* Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles..."

I don't care who you are, Mr. Manfrenjensen, but if you don't get out of my house right now, I'm calling the police.

Anonymous wrote:"Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit."

"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora."

"Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."

What is it doing here?
Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

"Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit."

"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora."

"Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.


Buck: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!
(about the mole)
Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.