Anonymous
Post 06/24/2026 20:37     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
Anonymous wrote:Springfield Mall just had a bomb threat called in last night. And this is where people want to live?


Yeah, Tysons never has issues.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2026 08:31     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
Springfield Mall just had a bomb threat called in last night. And this is where people want to live?
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2026 08:08     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
Anonymous wrote:Permanent bootyhole status. It's so...unattractive.


Eh. The bad part of Springfield is I95 running down the middle. That makes the roads a bit of mess on both sides.
Anonymous
Post 06/22/2026 16:37     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
Permanent bootyhole status. It's so...unattractive.
Anonymous
Post 06/22/2026 15:08     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
Anonymous wrote:You are excited about living in Springfield? How provençal.


Anonymous
Post 06/21/2026 12:02     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
You are excited about living in Springfield? How provençal.
Anonymous
Post 06/21/2026 02:27     Subject: Will Springfield ever gentrify? Or permanent Bootyhole status?
We just bought in Springfield! I’m excited to live in the bootyhole. I grew up in the Midwest, and none of the nova suburbs are attractive to me. I guesss FCC and TOV have “walkable areas,” but the trade offs are bad. What I don’t understand is why nova is built like this, all strip malls and such, whereas in the Midwest most suburbs have a Main Street and little downtown.