Anonymous
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:57
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
Agree. This was evident with his ridiculous showboating and desperation to fit in with the USA hockey team. But the human brain can also only handle so much trauma.....the files could definitely push someone one to self medicate
He was ever competent? At what?
I mean that he's probably of slightly above average intelligence, and generally competent. Could he have been an effective FBI director even under a more normal President? I don't think so. But a top level manager at a less intense organization, certainly. The theme of this administration is OVERREACH, and not just for Patel.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:47
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Please, The Atlantic is so deeply sourced that they got invited to the Yemen bombing signal chat.
This reads like he's already tapping out. His lawyer probably told him how this is really going to go down.
Which means everything in the Atlantic article is true. Patel can't risk discovery with a lawsuit. But Trump isn't going to fire him. He wants useful, pliable idiots at Justice and FBI. His existence depends on morons and ideologues at Justice and FBI.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:45
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
Agree. This was evident with his ridiculous showboating and desperation to fit in with the USA hockey team. But the human brain can also only handle so much trauma.....the files could definitely push someone one to self medicate
He was ever competent? At what?
Worming his way into MAGAworld.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:42
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
+1 picture of Patel next to “Imposter Syndrome” in the dictionary.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:38
Subject: Re:Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Hahahahahahaha Jesse Binnall is the trash here. He represented that loser perv Mark Robinson who tried to sue CNN for publishing all of his depraved online activity before admitting to all of it just recently.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:37
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Please, The Atlantic is so deeply sourced that they got invited to the Yemen bombing signal chat.
This reads like he's already tapping out. His lawyer probably told him how this is really going to go down.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:16
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Please, The Atlantic is so deeply sourced that they got invited to the Yemen bombing signal chat.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 13:12
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Wow, I didn't realize that Kash Patel had such, um, ardent supporters. Spending their Saturday getting into flame wars on a mommy message board- must be really desperate!
Anonymous
04/18/2026 12:36
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Agree. This was evident with his ridiculous showboating and desperation to fit in with the USA hockey team. But the human brain can also only handle so much trauma.....the files could definitely push someone one to self medicate
“He was ever competent? At what?”
When he was a public defender in Florida. He should have stayed there.
It’s obvious on X that Kash has called in a lot of his subordinates to defend him. If only they were doing their actual jobs we might get rid of some of the blatant fraud in this government.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 12:26
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
“Patel also massively and publicly botched the Charlie Kirk shooting investigation. Those chickens haven't even fully come to roost yet, his interference with evidence could cause serious problems at trial.”
I’m so glad this is finally out in the open. Don’t forget he announced the FBI had a suspect in the Brown shooting when they were simply interviewing a witness. There were rumors that he took a plane containing some needed equipment cross country when it was needed in Rhode Island. Locating the suspect was delayed and that resulted in an additional murder. He should have been done then.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 12:12
Subject: Re:Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Yeah, the big tell is this post is way too defensive. And he would respond to questions by 3 AM? GMAFB. That's trying WAY to hard. And BTW, we ALL saw him drink at the Olympics.
“Drunk? Nope.
He was drinking a beer.”
We have all seen the pictures. He was WEARING a beer. Sober individuals do not chug a beer that way. He needs to go.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 11:39
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
Agree. This was evident with his ridiculous showboating and desperation to fit in with the USA hockey team. But the human brain can also only handle so much trauma.....the files could definitely push someone one to self medicate
He was ever competent? At what?
Anonymous
04/18/2026 11:22
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
Agree. This was evident with his ridiculous showboating and desperation to fit in with the USA hockey team. But the human brain can also only handle so much trauma.....the files could definitely push someone one to self medicate
Anonymous
04/18/2026 11:20
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
The fact that he thought he was fired/locked out, shows what he must think or suspect will happen, in his waking sober hours and in his intrusive night thoughts. He knows he is guilty, has no business being the director and is just waiting for the axe to fall. It must suck to be looking over your shoulder all the time, until he is exposed - but cheer up, it will be a relief.