I have a shotgun and a machete in the closet. When my wife asked me about them, I referred to them as the "zombie loadout."

1st priority- survive cold/basic shelter
2nd- find water
3rd- communicate
4th- find food
5th- if in a hostile environment, hiding
6th- weapons
7th- move to safer location

Well, the other day my H was talking about how much he loves going downtown and described as "it makes me feel like a zombie feasting on brains". Not sure how I feel about that, ha.

My DH has a zombie plan and also admitted to thinking about the Roman Empire daily.

My son is a self described nerd and thinks people with this people are morons.

DH also find this conversation very odd. We joke that we just to make time for one last quickie before the Zombies get us.

Anonymous wrote:My husband with a plan lol thats funny. His plan would be to look at me and say what do you want to do?

Ladies a lack of a zombie plan is a clear red flag, find out early on before it gets serious that he doesn't have what it takes to escape the burning wasteland of the zombie DMV with his family.

My husband with a plan lol thats funny. His plan would be to look at me and say what do you want to do?

As much as I would love to eat brains to solve crime, and he would like to become charismatic zombie capitalist and corner the market to sell brains to zombies, I know we would both probably end up working for Fillmore-Graves.

IYKYK.