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Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

Uh, the problem is that you have not been to an actual orchard, just some fake "orchard" where they truck in everything they sell from elsewhere and nothing is fresh. That's on you.

I don't need to "romanticize" apple cider donuts made fresh at an actual orchard because it's just a great experience that I enjoy and I don't feel the need to sell people on it. In fact, don't bother driving further out for that experience, you'll just make the line longer. Feel free to continue to go to some "country store" billing itself as an orchard that is a 10 minute drive from your house and then complaining about how orchards aren't real and they are really just grocery stores selling a dream.

Found the idiot who buys into the marketing hook, line, and sinker.

NP. I live in a state that is major producer of apples. Orchards here absolutely make their own donuts and cider. You literally watch it being made and handed to you, including the industrial apple press. Just because you don’t know any better doesn’t mean better doesn’t exist.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

Uh, the problem is that you have not been to an actual orchard, just some fake "orchard" where they truck in everything they sell from elsewhere and nothing is fresh. That's on you.

I don't need to "romanticize" apple cider donuts made fresh at an actual orchard because it's just a great experience that I enjoy and I don't feel the need to sell people on it. In fact, don't bother driving further out for that experience, you'll just make the line longer. Feel free to continue to go to some "country store" billing itself as an orchard that is a 10 minute drive from your house and then complaining about how orchards aren't real and they are really just grocery stores selling a dream.

Found the idiot who buys into the marketing hook, line, and sinker.

NP. I live in a state that is major producer of apples. Orchards here absolutely make their own donuts and cider. You literally watch it being made and handed to you, including the industrial apple press. Just because you don’t know any better doesn’t mean better doesn’t exist.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

Uh, the problem is that you have not been to an actual orchard, just some fake "orchard" where they truck in everything they sell from elsewhere and nothing is fresh. That's on you.

I don't need to "romanticize" apple cider donuts made fresh at an actual orchard because it's just a great experience that I enjoy and I don't feel the need to sell people on it. In fact, don't bother driving further out for that experience, you'll just make the line longer. Feel free to continue to go to some "country store" billing itself as an orchard that is a 10 minute drive from your house and then complaining about how orchards aren't real and they are really just grocery stores selling a dream.

Found the idiot who buys into the marketing hook, line, and sinker.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

We watch them cook them, they sometimes run out and we have to wait for a new batch and they a piping hot and tossed in a bag.

You need to find a better orchard.

Big whoop, you can watch them fry doughnuts at Krispy Kreme too.

What a stupid talking point.

The average person is a sucker. And they’re bored. A trip to a “cider mill” for greasy donuts kills a weekend day and gives them material to spam on social media.

Personally, I can do one small cup of hot cider and then I’m good for the year. I don’t want my kids drinking a gallon of the stuff, I don’t need a dozen greasy donuts, and we don’t need 5 pounds of apples the “cider mill” probably trucked in from a wholesaler.

You pick them off the trees yourself, fool…

Anonymous wrote:DCUM cranks hate everything. lol

Bunch of loner misanthropes.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

We watch them cook them, they sometimes run out and we have to wait for a new batch and they a piping hot and tossed in a bag.

You need to find a better orchard.

Big whoop, you can watch them fry doughnuts at Krispy Kreme too.

What a stupid talking point.

The average person is a sucker. And they’re bored. A trip to a “cider mill” for greasy donuts kills a weekend day and gives them material to spam on social media.

Personally, I can do one small cup of hot cider and then I’m good for the year. I don’t want my kids drinking a gallon of the stuff, I don’t need a dozen greasy donuts, and we don’t need 5 pounds of apples the “cider mill” probably trucked in from a wholesaler.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

Uh, the problem is that you have not been to an actual orchard, just some fake "orchard" where they truck in everything they sell from elsewhere and nothing is fresh. That's on you.

I don't need to "romanticize" apple cider donuts made fresh at an actual orchard because it's just a great experience that I enjoy and I don't feel the need to sell people on it. In fact, don't bother driving further out for that experience, you'll just make the line longer. Feel free to continue to go to some "country store" billing itself as an orchard that is a 10 minute drive from your house and then complaining about how orchards aren't real and they are really just grocery stores selling a dream.

Found the idiot who buys into the marketing hook, line, and sinker.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

We watch them cook them, they sometimes run out and we have to wait for a new batch and they a piping hot and tossed in a bag.

You need to find a better orchard.

Big whoop, you can watch them fry doughnuts at Krispy Kreme too.

What a stupid talking point.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

We watch them cook them, they sometimes run out and we have to wait for a new batch and they a piping hot and tossed in a bag.

You need to find a better orchard.

Big whoop, you can watch them fry doughnuts at Krispy Kreme too.

What a stupid talking point.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.

Uh, the problem is that you have not been to an actual orchard, just some fake "orchard" where they truck in everything they sell from elsewhere and nothing is fresh. That's on you.

I don't need to "romanticize" apple cider donuts made fresh at an actual orchard because it's just a great experience that I enjoy and I don't feel the need to sell people on it. In fact, don't bother driving further out for that experience, you'll just make the line longer. Feel free to continue to go to some "country store" billing itself as an orchard that is a 10 minute drive from your house and then complaining about how orchards aren't real and they are really just grocery stores selling a dream.

Anonymous wrote:If you think they make apple cider doughnuts at 99% of orchards, I have a bridge to sell you. Orchards get them from commercial sources that mass produce them. It's not like orchards are taking apples from their trees, making cider, making dough, fermenting it, then frying if to make doughnuts. People have a romanticized idea of orchards in their head when they're often just more expensive commercial grocery stores.