Anonymous wrote:In the awfulness of the times we live in, this is the exact kind of light and fluffy happy news I want. I can’t wait to see wedding coverage.

Anonymous wrote:I hope they get married quickly, without a lot of hoopla. I don't really think this will be a Bezos/Sanchez scenario.

Anonymous wrote:I hope I am wrong, but I don’t believe it would last. Just like his and her parents’ marriages did not last.

Anonymous wrote:Best news of 2025! You should’ve heard the collective gasp at target when everyone heard lol.

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Anonymous wrote:I am always happy when people with seemingly loving, functional relationships decide to get married. Good for them.

Now celeb snark: their announcement is cheesy AF and honestly gives me secondhand embarrassment. It somehow feels like both a knockoff of the way Hailey Steinfeld and Josh Allen announced their engagement last year, but more cringey and embarrassing and like it was photographed at the mall. You are mega-rich celebrities! Can you not do better than this??

Also the cheesiness and style of the engagement announcement indicates that they are planning on being somewhat public about the wedding and associated events, and that's going to bring the hate on. This feels like it's headed in the direction of a Bezos/Sanchez style event that is just an endless parade of conspicuous consumption. I would have respected them so much more if they'd skipped the public engagement and gotten married quietly at one of their numerous existing mansions with family and close friends in attendance. Instead it looks like we are probably lining up for a long series of wedding-related events with pap walks and tons of gossip over the guest lists and lots of needlessly wasteful flights on private jets all over the world and some over-the-top magazine spread breathlessly detailing every feature of their billion dollar wedding with 14 costume changes and every guest taking home Super Bowl tickets and a diamond necklace.

I hope I'm wrong but this feels over the top in an obnoxious way, sorry.

Bezos -Santos desecration of Venice is exactly what I thought of with this comment. Cheesy at the mall is preferable for mega-rich celebrities rather than what that other vile couple did. I hope TS realizes that. She gets enough hate with her jet.

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Anonymous wrote:I am always happy when people with seemingly loving, functional relationships decide to get married. Good for them.

Now celeb snark: their announcement is cheesy AF and honestly gives me secondhand embarrassment. It somehow feels like both a knockoff of the way Hailey Steinfeld and Josh Allen announced their engagement last year, but more cringey and embarrassing and like it was photographed at the mall. You are mega-rich celebrities! Can you not do better than this??

Also the cheesiness and style of the engagement announcement indicates that they are planning on being somewhat public about the wedding and associated events, and that's going to bring the hate on. This feels like it's headed in the direction of a Bezos/Sanchez style event that is just an endless parade of conspicuous consumption. I would have respected them so much more if they'd skipped the public engagement and gotten married quietly at one of their numerous existing mansions with family and close friends in attendance. Instead it looks like we are probably lining up for a long series of wedding-related events with pap walks and tons of gossip over the guest lists and lots of needlessly wasteful flights on private jets all over the world and some over-the-top magazine spread breathlessly detailing every feature of their billion dollar wedding with 14 costume changes and every guest taking home Super Bowl tickets and a diamond necklace.

I hope I'm wrong but this feels over the top in an obnoxious way, sorry.

Just so casually announced a week before the NFL season starts. I can't roll my eyes enough.

Right? Also I'm curious when they'll get married. She presumably will be touring the current album next year. Is he going to retire after this season? If not, I bet we're in for an over the top whirlwind of wedding events from February to May culminating in some insane destination wedding, and then a highly publicized honeymoon, before training camp starts. We are all going to be so, so sick of these two by the time it's over.

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Anonymous wrote:I am always happy when people with seemingly loving, functional relationships decide to get married. Good for them.

Now celeb snark: their announcement is cheesy AF and honestly gives me secondhand embarrassment. It somehow feels like both a knockoff of the way Hailey Steinfeld and Josh Allen announced their engagement last year, but more cringey and embarrassing and like it was photographed at the mall. You are mega-rich celebrities! Can you not do better than this??

Also the cheesiness and style of the engagement announcement indicates that they are planning on being somewhat public about the wedding and associated events, and that's going to bring the hate on. This feels like it's headed in the direction of a Bezos/Sanchez style event that is just an endless parade of conspicuous consumption. I would have respected them so much more if they'd skipped the public engagement and gotten married quietly at one of their numerous existing mansions with family and close friends in attendance. Instead it looks like we are probably lining up for a long series of wedding-related events with pap walks and tons of gossip over the guest lists and lots of needlessly wasteful flights on private jets all over the world and some over-the-top magazine spread breathlessly detailing every feature of their billion dollar wedding with 14 costume changes and every guest taking home Super Bowl tickets and a diamond necklace.

I hope I'm wrong but this feels over the top in an obnoxious way, sorry.

Just so casually announced a week before the NFL season starts. I can't roll my eyes enough.

Anonymous wrote:Yep, I called it. They had a chemistry that people were trying to downplay. I’m happy for them

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Anonymous wrote:I hope I am wrong, but I don’t believe it would last. Just like his and her parents’ marriages did not last.

Of course it won’t last. But I hope she gets some kids out of it, that seems like something she really wants

Anonymous wrote:“Swirled you into all my poems” Matty truther, you okay?

(Very happy for T & T)

Anonymous wrote:This is the content I need!!! A perfect distraction from the shit show that is the world right now.

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Anonymous wrote:“Your English teacher and Gym teacher are getting married.”

Shove it haters. They don’t even care that you stereotype them.

Can you explain what this means?