Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. As a GS-69, I earn $420,000 a year working 15 mins a day at my job mailing pride flags to Nova Scotia so they’ll send more illegal transes to invade the border. I’m ready for a change.

Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. As a GS-69, I earn $420,000 a year working 15 mins a day at my job mailing pride flags to Nova Scotia so they’ll send more illegal transes to invade the border. I’m ready for a change.

Best of luck to you!! 😂

Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. No way I’m returning to the office. Working remotely has allowed me to work two jobs. I’ll never work in an office again.

(Or have any job)

Jokes on them because this wasn’t actually an “offer” of anything. And I’ll believe this is actually an offer when someone posts the actual paperwork involved.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand this running joke about Scamanda. I didn’t watch the show.

Fake cancer, bilked many.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. No way I’m returning to the office. Working remotely has allowed me to work two jobs. I’ll never work in an office again.

You should be fired for working two jobs. Good riddance.

Yes, stealing someone else’s opportunity to earn a wage is cruel.

I don’t understand this running joke about Scamanda. I didn’t watch the show.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. As a GS-69, I earn $420,000 a year working 15 mins a day at my job mailing pride flags to Nova Scotia so they’ll send more illegal transes to invade the border. I’m ready for a change.

Is your title “Gender Ideologies”?

No, I’m actually on detail as Assistant Deputy Assistant Director for Gender Ideologies in our DEIA office, which has 1 billion employees!

Correction: Assistant to the Deputy Assistant Director for Gender Ideologies.

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Anonymous wrote:How many people posted on this site that if they had to RTO, they were quitting? Why wouldn’t these people take the offer if they were planning on quitting instead of going back anyway?

never underestimate the power of federal workers' spite, amanda!

We are resilient AF.

Honestly, the biggest takeaway I hope people get from this is that federal employees are gritty and committed—despite the narrative. We do a lot with a little, put up with enormous loads of BS, and handle ourselves pretty well.

As a non fed who in the past has questioned the productivity of feds (after seeing some bad apples), I have a fresh perspective and am rooting for you all! Stuck it to them.

Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. No way I’m returning to the office. Working remotely has allowed me to work two jobs. I’ll never work in an office again.

You should be fired for working two jobs. Good riddance.

A coworker is taking the fork. He was to have retired years ago but the COVID happened and was allowed to work remotely. So, he delayed his retirement. Now that he's been ordered to RTO, he is going to take the offer. Feds in this situation would be the first to take the deal.

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Anonymous wrote:How many people posted on this site that if they had to RTO, they were quitting? Why wouldn’t these people take the offer if they were planning on quitting instead of going back anyway?

never underestimate the power of federal workers' spite, amanda!

We are resilient AF.

Honestly, the biggest takeaway I hope people get from this is that federal employees are gritty and committed—despite the narrative. We do a lot with a little, put up with enormous loads of BS, and handle ourselves pretty well.

I’m pretty sure that if the offer was 8 months severance paid up front, many people would take it.

And? That’s not even remotely on the table.

Nor is it legal. Try again.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many people posted on this site that if they had to RTO, they were quitting? Why wouldn’t these people take the offer if they were planning on quitting instead of going back anyway?

never underestimate the power of federal workers' spite, amanda!

We are resilient AF.

Honestly, the biggest takeaway I hope people get from this is that federal employees are gritty and committed—despite the narrative. We do a lot with a little, put up with enormous loads of BS, and handle ourselves pretty well.

I’m pretty sure that if the offer was 8 months severance paid up front, many people would take it.

And? That’s not even remotely on the table.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m taking it. As a GS-69, I earn $420,000 a year working 15 mins a day at my job mailing pride flags to Nova Scotia so they’ll send more illegal transes to invade the border. I’m ready for a change.

Is your title “Gender Ideologies”?

This Ken's job is Chaos.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many people posted on this site that if they had to RTO, they were quitting? Why wouldn’t these people take the offer if they were planning on quitting instead of going back anyway?

never underestimate the power of federal workers' spite, amanda!

We are resilient AF.

Honestly, the biggest takeaway I hope people get from this is that federal employees are gritty and committed—despite the narrative. We do a lot with a little, put up with enormous loads of BS, and handle ourselves pretty well.

I’m pretty sure that if the offer was 8 months severance paid up front, many people would take it.