From a classroom scene in Legally Blonde:

“And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be determined as reckless abandonment.”

I am actually 100% for this. It gives an exemption if contraceptives are used, so reasonable people won't have an issue. This would go a long way in eliminating the problem with absentee fathers and single mothers with multiple babies with multiple fathers.

This may be genius.

Anonymous wrote:Isn’t there something in the Bible about not casting thy seed on the ground? We’ve been drifting closer to becoming a theocracy so I could see it happening.

But I doubt there will ever be a theocracy that punishes men.

Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

haha Trumpsters will lose it along with the whole country.

It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

It’s your fault for knowingly giving birth to males. You should’ve aborted them instead. Now you can deal with the consequences.

I realize you think this is funny. But....no. And it's antithetical to feminism.

Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

Yes, and you should treat every crusty sock you collect to wash as sacred. They contain the carcasses of your expelled grandchildren! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

It would be sad for your boys but this exactly how controlling and ridiculous the GOP is with women.

Yup

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Anonymous wrote:Democrats are just dumb people.

You're the dumb one, not realizing the point the lawmaker is trying to make.

Exactly.
Fair to say it is going right over the MAGA heads.

You idiots didn’t even know it was a democrat until I posted it.

Yes, we did. It’s amazing how a body can live without a brain.

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Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

+1

Don’t be shy MAGA! Explain please.

A sperm that has not yet fertilized an egg is not a human life, but a pre-born child is. Hope this helps!

They're going to be rules in play sometimes that tell you what you can and cannot do with parts of your body. Hope that helps!

Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

It would be sad for your boys but this exactly how controlling and ridiculous the GOP is with women.

Let’s see, twice a day since eighth grade x 37 years makes me guilty of the offense of material release approximately 27,000 times; pretty sure I can get listed on Interpol.

Seems I am the Kaiser Soze of releasing genetic material!

Anonymous wrote:Is there a hotline that can be called to turn people in?

Love you

Anonymous wrote:Is there a hotline that can be called to turn people in?

+ 10k bounty hunter fee

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

+1

Don’t be shy MAGA! Explain please.

A sperm that has not yet fertilized an egg is not a human life, but a pre-born child is. Hope this helps!