Anonymous
Post 11/22/2024 14:54     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


This is outrageous cheating but I will GIVE you Tom Hardy back out of the goodness of my heart but also because I remembered how he got on Charlize Theoron’s nerves for his unprofessionalism while they filmed Mad Max. Sisters before misters, after all, but also, who wants to be with THAT coworker who leaves everyone hanging around waiting for 3 hours?


Really, it's OK. I've already outlined a plan for Theo. I even put it in Jira so that makes it official.


PP. You cannot just choose regular normie sexy men and say you will adopt them. They’re supposed to be messed up!

Does NO ONE understand the point of this thread?!?!

Also what is Jira?


If anyone can find dirt on him, it’s me.
I’m properly motivated.

But FINE I’ll take Ben Affleck. I KNOW that mf’er needs to be fixed.

Anyone who wants to play on Navy SEAL, terror threat alert level: red can take on Armie Hammer. He literally wanted to try cannibalism, right?

Jira is a project management tool a woman without a plan is just a man.


For whatever reason I feel like Ben is really fundamentally broken and cannot actually be fixed or be in a relationship.

But I don’t know, it just seems like Pete Davidson needs a big sis type of figure.

And Armie Hammer is probably a future serial killer but he is hot.
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 22:21     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


This is outrageous cheating but I will GIVE you Tom Hardy back out of the goodness of my heart but also because I remembered how he got on Charlize Theoron’s nerves for his unprofessionalism while they filmed Mad Max. Sisters before misters, after all, but also, who wants to be with THAT coworker who leaves everyone hanging around waiting for 3 hours?


Really, it's OK. I've already outlined a plan for Theo. I even put it in Jira so that makes it official.


PP. You cannot just choose regular normie sexy men and say you will adopt them. They’re supposed to be messed up!

Does NO ONE understand the point of this thread?!?!

Also what is Jira?


If anyone can find dirt on him, it’s me.
I’m properly motivated.

But FINE I’ll take Ben Affleck. I KNOW that mf’er needs to be fixed.

Anyone who wants to play on Navy SEAL, terror threat alert level: red can take on Armie Hammer. He literally wanted to try cannibalism, right?

Jira is a project management tool a woman without a plan is just a man.
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 22:09     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


This is outrageous cheating but I will GIVE you Tom Hardy back out of the goodness of my heart but also because I remembered how he got on Charlize Theoron’s nerves for his unprofessionalism while they filmed Mad Max. Sisters before misters, after all, but also, who wants to be with THAT coworker who leaves everyone hanging around waiting for 3 hours?


Really, it's OK. I've already outlined a plan for Theo. I even put it in Jira so that makes it official.


PP. You cannot just choose regular normie sexy men and say you will adopt them. They’re supposed to be messed up!

Does NO ONE understand the point of this thread?!?!

Also what is Jira?
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 14:29     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


I love this thread. Thank you OP.
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 12:34     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


This is outrageous cheating but I will GIVE you Tom Hardy back out of the goodness of my heart but also because I remembered how he got on Charlize Theoron’s nerves for his unprofessionalism while they filmed Mad Max. Sisters before misters, after all, but also, who wants to be with THAT coworker who leaves everyone hanging around waiting for 3 hours?


Really, it's OK. I've already outlined a plan for Theo. I even put it in Jira so that makes it official.
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 12:01     Subject: Re:I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:Men acquire project cars to fix up. Women do the same, but with men.


Another who totally misunderstood the assignment.
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 12:01     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.


This is outrageous cheating but I will GIVE you Tom Hardy back out of the goodness of my heart but also because I remembered how he got on Charlize Theoron’s nerves for his unprofessionalism while they filmed Mad Max. Sisters before misters, after all, but also, who wants to be with THAT coworker who leaves everyone hanging around waiting for 3 hours?
Anonymous
Post 11/21/2024 11:44     Subject: Re:I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Men acquire project cars to fix up. Women do the same, but with men.
Anonymous
Post 11/20/2024 22:08     Subject: I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life
Anonymous wrote:For the life of me, I will never understand how anyone finds him attractive. Physically, he looks like he's strung out but has never seen the sun.

Personality... not funny.

Sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.

And has BPD.

If you're drawn to him, sounds like you have a lot of issues and you could both trauma bond maybe.


He has Crohn's disease so that may explain his paleness. I have it too and often look I've never seen the sun.

In my case, it's due to anemia.