Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 15:55     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:And I confronted him and he yelled "SO WHAT A&&HOLE!!!!" and ran off. I have a picture of him, his car, and his license plate but I cant seem to be able to report him unless I open an account with Lyft. My daughter was with me and she saw his junk when he turned around so he also technically exposed himslef to a minor. I'm thinking about calling FCPD.

Where do you report this to Lyft?


It’s interesting that you don’t count yourself as a “victim” of exposure to a glimpse of his penis, but ONLY your daughter.

That’s super sexist. As though you think your daughter is so fragile that she would be harmed by the sight of a penis, but YOU of course are invincible to such things. That’s seriously F’d up.

Plus, if your daughter is in her mid/late teens, the odds are astronomical that this was not the first penis she’s ever seen in-person.


TF is wrong with you, troll? As the mother of a teenager, I'd count myself a victim of trespassing and vandalism, and I'd count my daughter as a victim of indecent exposure, if the pissing trespasser didn't make an effort to hide his genitals when called out.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 15:48     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Bunch of sick pedos in here. I hope the FBI is logging ISPs
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 15:33     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:I’m 41 but I (woman) had to pee in a park once. I was out on one of my longer walks when I suddenly had to pee. My options were to head back home, or towards the park where there is a Porta Potty. I headed there only to find the PP gone! It was urgent, so I found the most hidden tree and quickly squatted.

Just thought I’d share, because you never know the circumstances.


Right on! I wish all Americans were like you are, and less prude-like about such a natural body function.

I am from Europe. We do not have such hang ups about doing this outside.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 14:40     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Oh my god this is one of the biggest non issue "issues" I have read in awhile.

Was it great he was peeing in public? No. Is it worth any drama or second thought? Again...no.

Damn people. Get a life.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 14:15     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He can’t be charged with anything that’ll stick so Police won’t care. He was facing away from OP but she startled him and that’s when he turned around. He didn’t intentionally show his junk. There has to be intent to be charged with something.
Not trespassing either unless OP had visible trespass signs already posted which is unlikely.


You are incorrect. It is not necessary to have no trespassing signs.


Depends on the jurisdiction.

However, trespass, regardless of posted signs or not, cannot be legally enforceable unless a letter of trespass is issued to an offender by the owner of the property or law enforcement acting as agent of the owner, that serves the person with notice. If they are subsequently found trespassing again, they can then be charged with trespassing for the second or subsequent infractions.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 13:22     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:He can’t be charged with anything that’ll stick so Police won’t care. He was facing away from OP but she startled him and that’s when he turned around. He didn’t intentionally show his junk. There has to be intent to be charged with something.
Not trespassing either unless OP had visible trespass signs already posted which is unlikely.


You are incorrect. It is not necessary to have no trespassing signs.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 13:05     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:And I confronted him and he yelled "SO WHAT A&&HOLE!!!!" and ran off. I have a picture of him, his car, and his license plate but I cant seem to be able to report him unless I open an account with Lyft. My daughter was with me and she saw his junk when he turned around so he also technically exposed himslef to a minor. I'm thinking about calling FCPD.

Where do you report this to Lyft?


It’s interesting that you don’t count yourself as a “victim” of exposure to a glimpse of his penis, but ONLY your daughter.

That’s super sexist. As though you think your daughter is so fragile that she would be harmed by the sight of a penis, but YOU of course are invincible to such things. That’s seriously F’d up.

Plus, if your daughter is in her mid/late teens, the odds are astronomical that this was not the first penis she’s ever seen in-person.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 12:36     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:And I confronted him and he yelled "SO WHAT A&&HOLE!!!!" and ran off. I have a picture of him, his car, and his license plate but I cant seem to be able to report him unless I open an account with Lyft. My daughter was with me and she saw his junk when he turned around so he also technically exposed himslef to a minor. I'm thinking about calling FCPD.

Where do you report this to Lyft?


When you gotta go, you gotta go. You're going to extreme lengths to punish someone for a nature call. Weird.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 12:34     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m 41 but I (woman) had to pee in a park once. I was out on one of my longer walks when I suddenly had to pee. My options were to head back home, or towards the park where there is a Porta Potty. I headed there only to find the PP gone! It was urgent, so I found the most hidden tree and quickly squatted.

Just thought I’d share, because you never know the circumstances.


So brave.

I mean, not really? But what was I supposed to do? Pee my pants? Walk miles back home in agony? I mean what would you do? I hope anyone who saw me realized it must have been a dire situation and looked away and offered grace.


Sorry, I was being sarcastic. Forgot the /s


You did exactly what any reasonable person would’ve done. You pee’d as discreetly as you were able to in the circumstances. Because doing anything *other* than what you did would be weird.

So you’re basically the most normal person in this thread.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 11:14     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So he had his back to you and your child while peeing and then he turned around when you confronted him? Seems you should have let him finish if you didn’t want to see his penis.



It’s a penis. Half the world has one. If OP’s daughter can’t handle accidentally glimpsing one because her idiot father confronted someone while he was peeing, then she’s going to have a rough life.

Honestly, this. A flaccid penis peeing as discreetly as possible into a bush.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 11:14     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:No one will care. You really think the Arligton Police are seriously going to follow up on this? I have ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.


He exposed himself to a child. Pedophile. The police will take you seriously.


That’s not how this works, hon.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 11:13     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m 41 but I (woman) had to pee in a park once. I was out on one of my longer walks when I suddenly had to pee. My options were to head back home, or towards the park where there is a Porta Potty. I headed there only to find the PP gone! It was urgent, so I found the most hidden tree and quickly squatted.

Just thought I’d share, because you never know the circumstances.


So brave.

I mean, not really? But what was I supposed to do? Pee my pants? Walk miles back home in agony? I mean what would you do? I hope anyone who saw me realized it must have been a dire situation and looked away and offered grace.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 11:11     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:I’m 41 but I (woman) had to pee in a park once. I was out on one of my longer walks when I suddenly had to pee. My options were to head back home, or towards the park where there is a Porta Potty. I headed there only to find the PP gone! It was urgent, so I found the most hidden tree and quickly squatted.

Just thought I’d share, because you never know the circumstances.


So brave.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 11:11     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
Anonymous wrote:And I confronted him and he yelled "SO WHAT A&&HOLE!!!!" and ran off. I have a picture of him, his car, and his license plate but I cant seem to be able to report him unless I open an account with Lyft. My daughter was with me and she saw his junk when he turned around so he also technically exposed himslef to a minor. I'm thinking about calling FCPD.

Where do you report this to Lyft?


You should take a moment to be grateful and reflect on your good fortune that THIS is the worst thing you have to deal with.




#firstworldproblems
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2024 10:10     Subject: Caught a Lyft Driver Pissing In My Yard
I’m 41 but I (woman) had to pee in a park once. I was out on one of my longer walks when I suddenly had to pee. My options were to head back home, or towards the park where there is a Porta Potty. I headed there only to find the PP gone! It was urgent, so I found the most hidden tree and quickly squatted.

Just thought I’d share, because you never know the circumstances.