Anonymous
Post 05/11/2024 07:21     Subject: Re:Post where your kid accepted
Anonymous wrote:Zumba Boyzzzz Pre - MLSNext


You win!
Anonymous
Post 05/11/2024 06:27     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
My kid got accepted to Northern Virginia Community College.
Anonymous
Post 05/10/2024 19:05     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Any news about MD clubs?
Anonymous
Post 05/10/2024 18:03     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
VDA
Anonymous
Post 05/09/2024 13:13     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Everyone stop being a troll and be serious.

Funsies City
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 21:55     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Funsies Athletic
Funsies Wednesday
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 21:17     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Anonymous wrote:Elite High Performance Exclusive America FootSoccer Academy Elite: u0 (For my 2025, fingers crossed I can follow through!)

They made me sign a 10 year commitment letter with a 70% cut of all future NIL income, which they think will be about 50k a year once the umbilical cord is cut. (I think it'll be more like 100k so plenty left for us).

BUT it's totally worth it. They train 9 nights a week, the coach yells really loud so he's definitely good, and he guarantees every drill he runs will have at least 25 cones. Oh, plus he said he's personal friends with a bunch of top 25 D1 college coaches so he thinks we could see full ride offers coming in by 2030-2032.

Also, does anyone know a good private trainer for newborns? Thanks in advance


I need you to be my friend and do agressive power runs around MD Soccerplex on Sundays at 7.30 AM sharp.

My superelite-advanced mega performance F150 Funsal Star Team Captain DS will be wearing his ultraexclusive Barcelona invitation-only summer training camp shirt, so you can find me easily.
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 21:07     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Northern funsies alliance
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 21:06     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Anonymous wrote:Virginia Brave Union Arranged Marriage
ooof
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 15:55     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:“Just for fun” would have sufficed.


Lololol. Amen! That is, unless it was Gollum who made the original post. Then it makes sense.
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 15:37     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Pre-pre-pre Super Elite Parental Ego FC


Congrats on your offer. (emails coach and director 5 minutes later asking how they got offer and DS didn't)


But if you know a guy or drop a donation then you’re in.
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 15:07     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Funsies Pampers Brown
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 14:59     Subject: Re:Post where your kid accepted
Zumba Boyzzzz Pre - MLSNext
Anonymous
Post 05/08/2024 14:15     Subject: Post where your kid accepted
Indoor Sportsplex 11pm at night funsies league... every 6 weeks.