Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 20:37     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I’m a witch. A real one.

Have you hosted an “Ask Me Anything” thread?
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 20:34     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 20:21     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I'm not as anxious and high-strung.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:55     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I’m 50 and don’t need glasses for distance or reading.


this is my husband. At age 61, and no gray hair.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:53     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I have a salami that would make horses and donkeys cry.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:51     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I still like my spouse of 23 years.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:50     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I’m a witch. A real one.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:45     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Longevity? I’ve been a regular poster on this website for 18 years.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:39     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich.

Ah, but I'm slim and have a good marriage.


I have no marriage and an addicted/unwell/hateful ex but a fantastic above average body, generational wealth and am grateful to have healthy, kind, smart kids

Def unlucky in love though.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 19:39     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I have been relatively happy for the last 2 months.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 18:51     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.


I win the prize for the most health anxiety. I know too much.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 18:50     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I think I am aware of my child and their needs. I don’t need to crowd source my parenting decisions and concerns.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 18:47     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I have the least amount of health anxiety.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 18:28     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

Are you an Executive?
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2024 18:27     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I'm very smart!

That's average.