Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 08:44     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anything to let women project about their MILs, kids's ADHD or husband's cheating.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 08:42     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
$100k for a 35 year old is working poor

(tea: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1192897.page)
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 06:53     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
How the hell are we supposed to afford to send 2 kids to college when DH makes only $700k per year? There are only 2 options: send both to U of Michigan or sell the beach house. F’ing Trump!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:52     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anonymous wrote:Something something Jews

I'm a shrill feminist, why can't I find a good man?

Help, I'm fat and want to lose weight, no not like that, not like that either, stop judging me!

Housing is not expensive, you're just a loser

I'm 32 years old and only make 12mm a year, what is wrong with me?

My 9 year old only gets 14 hours of screen time per day, why does he act this way?

&c.


I'm a size 16 and was wearing a red dress.
A couple of guys yelled "Hey Koolaid!" to me.
Are they hot for me?
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:50     Subject: Re:What are some troll topics I can post?
DC charters are killing public education in the city

Does my friend/spouse/family member have a cluster B personality disorder?

Covid school closures were justified

Ozempic is taking the easy way out



Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:49     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
There are only 2 sexes
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:44     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Should you sleep with your personal trainer

Kate vs Meghan

Dog owners must pick up their dogs poop.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:43     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
“Recall _____!”
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:43     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Tell me about Silver Spring...
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:42     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Should you hover when using the bathroom.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:42     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anonymous wrote:Do you use a washcloth?

Anything racial stereotype related:
white people don't use wash cloths and they keep their blinds open
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:37     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Is spanking abuse/okay?
Do you have to forgive your abusive mother?
Can you afford a sfh on $500k salary?
Sahm vs "working" mom
Is a man plan/ a man is not a plan
Are there any decent dhs or is a man only as faithful as his options?
I'm 5'8, 122lbs, size 4, am I fat. Yes, anything over size 2 is fat
etc
etc




My vegan MIL is springing a surprise visit

DH had an affair with our nanny do I have to fire her

How can I lose 15 pounds by Friday?

What is the best major for someone who wants to marry rich?

I bought Trump gold sneakers, can I wear them to a gala in DC?


You're good at this!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 14:00     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Can you afford a sfh on $500k salary?


THIS one
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 13:44     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You know the ones where everybody likes to answer.


Since you asked OP, everyone hates your troll topics. You are annoying and immature.


You are definitely wrong about that. The troll posts that are totally made up but carefully planned and executed are some of the most popular posts on DCUM.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2024 13:40     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?
Anonymous wrote:You know the ones where everybody likes to answer.


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