Anonymous wrote:If your husband drives a subaru he might be gay.

True be told

lol @nissan Altima

What if s/he drives a stick shift?

I’ve dated two women with BMWs…well dated is a rather strong word. I was sleeping with two women who drove BMW SUVs. Both were married.

If they drive a really nice SUV, 🚩 red flag. They’re either cheating or they have three baby daddies.

The other one who was cheating on her husband - and this was when I first got divorced - drove a decked out GMC Denali.

If they drive pick-ups they own horses or they’re going to spit chewing tobacco into an empty coke bottles (red flag)

If they drive sports cars they’re newly divorced or masculine and a boss babe (another red flag)

If they drive luxury sedan they’re living off of ex husband (red flag)

If they drive a Nissan Altima they probably have really long nails, their check engine light has been on for 30k, they drive like garbage and they work at a hair salon or wait tables (usually crazy too…red flag)

One of the biggest cheaters I’ve ever known drives old, beat up wimpy cars.

The Twitter/X joke is a self-deprecating one because the author has a Subaru.

Anonymous wrote:Just to be on the safe side, my husband does not drive any car. Walking keeps him faithful and in shape!

Not necessarily, for several months I dated a married man who lived in the city and had no car. He was in good shape from all of the walking though!

Anonymous wrote:I bought a Rav 4 after feeling guilty for all the things I did with my AP in my BMW.

I see what you did there. But we havent bought it yet, so only a C+ for trolling haha.

Just to be on the safe side, my husband does not drive any car. Walking keeps him faithful and in shape!

Anonymous wrote:

I started dating my soon to be dh when he was driving one of those, so far so good!

Eventually got rid of it because of the repairs.

I drive a wrangler because it’s bussin…

Doesn’t mean I’ll cheat…just means I like Jeeps.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If your husband drives a subaru he might be gay.

Subaru among other wimpy cars would seem to suggest low T at the very least.

Ha. Most men that drive Outbacks camp, ski, hike and do many other High T activities. So, its the opposite.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Most men don't cheat.

Baloney

the % of men who cheat is = to % of women who cheat.

Yep. Women cheating rates have risen and continue to rise.

Anecdotally, 4 out of the 5 divorces I know of this year were due to the wife cheating.

I bought a RAV4 because it seemed like a good combination of quality and price. Wish I'd considered the sexual implications more carefully...

I bought a Rav 4 after feeling guilty for all the things I did with my AP in my BMW.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Most men don't cheat.

Baloney

the % of men who cheat is = to % of women who cheat.