Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People bring mattresses when they’re casing houses for burglaries in case they need to jump from a high window. Duh.

That sounds really unlikely. Like they are going to spend their time obviously dragging around a mattress at a stranger's house when they could be actually burgling?

More affluent burglars bring a trampoline instead of a mattress. That way the can bounce right into their car & be gone in seconds.

Is that why I have to be over 21 to buy a trampoline and must register it with the local police department?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People bring mattresses when they’re casing houses for burglaries in case they need to jump from a high window. Duh.

That sounds really unlikely. Like they are going to spend their time obviously dragging around a mattress at a stranger's house when they could be actually burgling?

More affluent burglars bring a trampoline instead of a mattress. That way the can bounce right into their car & be gone in seconds.

Anonymous wrote:People bring mattresses when they’re casing houses for burglaries in case they need to jump from a high window. Duh.

That sounds really unlikely. Like they are going to spend their time obviously dragging around a mattress at a stranger's house when they could be actually burgling?

HOA taking pics of a violation

Or

The county tax assessor taking pics of the property in on order to raise property taxes

These two things happen in my neighborhood frequently and people always talk about them on the neighborhood list serve

Anonymous wrote:I’ve seen ads on Craigslist for gig work to go take pictures of a house. I got the vibe that it’s one of the corporations buying up houses, and is willing to part with $30 for fresh photos.

Or insurance or mortgage companies. We had a mortgage companies.

Anonymous wrote:People bring mattresses when they’re casing houses for burglaries in case they need to jump from a high window. Duh.

Snort

Leave it alone. You ARE that person, Gladys Kravitz.