Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

No it's not. Tea contains tannin and consuming it on an empty stomach often leads to nausea.

here ya go:

https://www.amazon.com/Knows-Coffee-Tall-Handsome-Ground/dp/B00EOZ50V6/ref=asc_df_B00EOZ50V6&mcid=22640df8934d3636b294b9ce578d8c15?tag=bingshoppinga-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80126965543957&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583726541204381&psc=1

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Do people genuinely do this? I've had it before, I think at college football tailgates. But it seemed pointless. 1 oz shot of whisky into a 12+ oz coffee barely tastes like anything and it certainly doesn't give you any sort of buzz.

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes on social media I'll see a guy order some insanely sugar-laden, huge drink at starbucks and I love it. For them. I wouldn't want my husband spending the money, tbh. But its so great to see someone experience life's little pleasures regardless of the stupid gender expectations society places upon them.

Truck stop coffee that's been sitting on the burner for hours so it's like sludge. Bonus points if consumed on the way to the huntin' camp.

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Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

We don't. We say "un p'tit express". And we are not greasy!

Huh. My French teacher taught me “expresso” and the last time I was in France, about two months ago, people were ordering expresso at the local boulangerie.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pink Drink. A guy who can order that and drink it is extremely secure in their masculinity

This was my number one craving through both pregnancies so DH has ordered a million pink drinks

Realizing you all don't have a mental image of my DH- he's a bald, bearded, flannel wearing macho man.

I'd love to see that but since it's just a drink, not coffee, it doesn't get the judgment for being *extra*

Anonymous wrote:Percolator coffee. Best cooked over an open fire.
Whiskey, neat. Best if they pull the cork out with their teeth and take a swig. Glasses are whimpy.

I need this

Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Yes please! I like this occasionally but usually just black.
I guess I am a manly woman. I can't help it but I judge people's coffee orders, but not in a gendered way. Men and women alike (even my parents) are subject to my judgment. I'm not a creep so I won't call anyone on it and would probably judge someone shaming someone's order even harsher than I would the order.

Anonymous wrote:Iced Americano

Weird question OP.

+1 on iced americano

Sometimes on social media I'll see a guy order some insanely sugar-laden, huge drink at starbucks and I love it. For them. I wouldn't want my husband spending the money, tbh. But its so great to see someone experience life's little pleasures regardless of the stupid gender expectations society places upon them.

Gas station coffee.

This is adorable.
It's tik tok 🤮🤮🤮
But I watched it through my browser not the dumb app

https://www.tiktok.com/@njdevils/video/7213839620335783211

Just eat the coffee beans for Christ's sake.