Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:IS this a joke?
I never fill parking meters as my town doesn't enforce them and when they do the ticket is $20. I'll gladly pay $20 once a decade and just park and not worry.
I don't care that you are supposed to put your phone in airplane mode as soon as the doors close. Whatever.
I ignore all sorts of deadlines because people don't really care. If you send me an email that says "respond and do this thing I need by date X" I know you won't get me in trouble if I don't do it on time. Most deadlines aren't real and I have actual things to do first.
I wear white(ish) pants after Labor Day.
Can this thread be fun? I hope so...
What place still has parking meters that you fill with money?!
Anonymous wrote:I rip the tags off mattresses. Off t jail I go
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of my underwear is 20 years old! I use it as "period panties." You would all be aghast at how infrequently I shower or do my laundry or change my sheets.
Post action sheets don’t get changed?
Wait, you're supposed to change the sheets every time you have sex?? No way people do that, right?
Anonymous wrote:I don’t toss food just because it’s past its expiration date. I go by the sniff and sight test. Never had stomach issues from food eaten at home.
I use my phone on the plane until the cell service cuts off.
I wear underwear until it falls apart.
Anonymous wrote:I park in the curbside pickup spots at the grocery store or Target when I'm shopping in store (they have way more than they need).
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Suggested speed signs
My friend's dad is an accident reconstructionist, an engineer. When it's not clear how a car accident happened or who is at fault, he goes and evaluates and literally goes to the accident site and figures it out, then testifies. I was chatting with him once at a party, and asked what he's learned as a driver from doing this for so many years. He said "speed limits are there for a reason. Five miles over won't kill you, but ten will." I've adhered to that ever since.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of my underwear is 20 years old! I use it as "period panties." You would all be aghast at how infrequently I shower or do my laundry or change my sheets.
Post action sheets don’t get changed?
Anonymous wrote:I don’t toss food just because it’s past its expiration date. I go by the sniff and sight test. Never had stomach issues from food eaten at home.
I use my phone on the plane until the cell service cuts off.
I wear underwear until it falls apart.
Anonymous wrote:I write thank you notes even if the giver was thanked in person.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Suggested speed signs
My friend's dad is an accident reconstructionist, an engineer. When it's not clear how a car accident happened or who is at fault, he goes and evaluates and literally goes to the accident site and figures it out, then testifies. I was chatting with him once at a party, and asked what he's learned as a driver from doing this for so many years. He said "speed limits are there for a reason. Five miles over won't kill you, but ten will." I've adhered to that ever since.
Speed limits are designed for the least capable vehicles and drivers on the road.
No, they are designed for people like you who overestimate their abilities.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t get all the check ups we’re supposed to do. Don’t have time for so many doctor appointments.