Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 18:38     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Did you sleep well.
41 years
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 18:20     Subject: Re:What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
First, he farts.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 18:17     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
He says: “here’s a latte” Love him
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 18:16     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:humph

or some other grunt. 23 years.


Same. 20 years. Usually something like "I had the worst night's sleep last night." I've suggested he get a sleep study, but he insists he had one 10 years ago and it was fine. This post makes me sad.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 17:24     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Good morning dear. Married 35 years
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 17:24     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:When the alarm goes off she’ll say “you can snuggle me and put your hands wherever you want just don’t talk and wake me up” and she’ll stick her booty as far out as she can. I’ll snooze and then get up, tel jer to get in her preferred position. Then I’ll take out and feed the dog and make her coffee. The dog and I then take her coffee in bed.


Oh, married 20 years.


I forgot to add that after I tel her to get into her preferred position in bed I tuck her in. Lol. Its just this thing we do.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 17:23     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:When the alarm goes off she’ll say “you can snuggle me and put your hands wherever you want just don’t talk and wake me up” and she’ll stick her booty as far out as she can. I’ll snooze and then get up, tel jer to get in her preferred position. Then I’ll take out and feed the dog and make her coffee. The dog and I then take her coffee in bed.


Oh, married 20 years.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 17:23     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
When the alarm goes off she’ll say “you can snuggle me and put your hands wherever you want just don’t talk and wake me up” and she’ll stick her booty as far out as she can. I’ll snooze and then get up, tel jer to get in her preferred position. Then I’ll take out and feed the dog and make her coffee. The dog and I then take her coffee in bed.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 16:36     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Usually to a complaint of some sort. I have asked her to allow me a cup of coffee before she starts in with the drama, but she usually doesn't
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 16:07     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
It's not the same everyday. Often nothing because he typically gets out of bed much more quickly than me. Or, for the same reason, he might shout from the hall "You planning on getting up today?" to which I reply some unintelligible affirmative. Married 14 years.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 16:02     Subject: Re:What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:Usually one of “How’d you sleep (with or without a “Good morning.” first)?” “Oh thank the Lord that was just a dream.” “Did you hear that storm last night?”. Or “Are you ready for the big light?” which I’m now realizing is kind of strange because we only have one light switch/light option.

Married 27 years.


Lol, but considerate of him to ask!
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 16:01     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
"Morning, sweetie pie"

Married 20 years.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 15:59     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:“What are you doing here?”




Mine either says "I love you" or else launches right into some fact that he's thinking about, and the history of this weird fact, and something else. That, or he'll talk about sandwiches. (Really.) He's a weirdo!


^ Been together 14 years, married 12
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 15:58     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
either "good morning love, how did you sleep?"

or

"have time for some fun before you need to go to work?"

seriously and it's around a 70-30 split.

been together for 20+ years
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2023 15:58     Subject: What is the first thing your spouse says in the morning and how many years have you been married?
Anonymous wrote:“What are you doing here?”




Mine either says "I love you" or else launches right into some fact that he's thinking about, and the history of this weird fact, and something else. That, or he'll talk about sandwiches. (Really.) He's a weirdo!