Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 11:55     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
She’s a cute young girl, but I don’t get the fawning and gushing over her looks. She looks like a basic rich blonde girl to me. The OP of this thread is weird.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 11:27     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?


You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.



Christ on Cracker! I said ol' girl was pretty. But when I pick my DD up from hs in Bethesda I see at least 20 girls that as good or better (meaning your DD’S) . Im not describing a unicorn at all. I see pretty white teenage girls all day long in Bethesda. My DD is a POC, so she looks prettier anyway.


Of course you think you're daughter is prettier. So insecure.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 11:25     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?


You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.



Christ on Cracker! I said ol' girl was pretty. But when I pick my DD up from hs in Bethesda I see at least 20 girls that as good or better (meaning your DD’S) . Im not describing a unicorn at all. I see pretty white teenage girls all day long in Bethesda. My DD is a POC, so she looks prettier anyway.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 11:23     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She just graduated from Harvard Westlake in Los Angeles so she’s clearly very smart as well.



She’s gorgeous, but I wouldn’t make any assumptions about her intelligence based on where the very well connected child of two celebrities attended high school.


You don’t know Harvard Westlake. It’s ranked higher than any private in DC. She had to have the grades and scores to get in.


+1000
Top academic private schools in LA and Manhattan are light years more demanding and rigorous than the wash dc k-12 private schools.


Um, no. DC parents are smarter and more driven and push their kids and their school more than parents in LA do.



The educational insecurity of DC DCUM posters is hilariously consistent.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:56     Subject: Re:Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Where does she get her lips from? Goop has such thin lips (and always has), as does Blythe Danner. It’s not like Chris Martin has full lips. Normally I wouldn’t wonder if a teenager has work done but her lips are suspiciously full and unlike with Shiloh Pitt, there’s no obvious reason why.


From her dad:


And those wide set eyes, as well.


Wow you can really see a lot of her dad here. He really has nice bone structure. I don’t think I noticed before.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:54     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She just graduated from Harvard Westlake in Los Angeles so she’s clearly very smart as well.



She’s gorgeous, but I wouldn’t make any assumptions about her intelligence based on where the very well connected child of two celebrities attended high school.


You don’t know Harvard Westlake. It’s ranked higher than any private in DC. She had to have the grades and scores to get in.


+1000
Top academic private schools in LA and Manhattan are light years more demanding and rigorous than the wash dc k-12 private schools.


Um, no. DC parents are smarter and more driven and push their kids and their school more than parents in LA do.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:54     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
I would suspect her parents are very bright.
I would suspect she is as well.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:54     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:Crossroads, not H-W. Daily Mail originally said H-W before reporting on Helen Hunt, Kate Hudson, and GP all at Crossroads.


That make more sense
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:53     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:lol Tori Spelling graduated from H-W


No, she didn’t.


Yes she did. She went to west lake school for girls and I think it merged to be Harvard west lake her last year there
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:53     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?


You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:49     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She just graduated from Harvard Westlake in Los Angeles so she’s clearly very smart as well.



She’s gorgeous, but I wouldn’t make any assumptions about her intelligence based on where the very well connected child of two celebrities attended high school.


This
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:42     Subject: Re:Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Let’s try again

Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:39     Subject: Re:Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Anonymous wrote:Where does she get her lips from? Goop has such thin lips (and always has), as does Blythe Danner. It’s not like Chris Martin has full lips. Normally I wouldn’t wonder if a teenager has work done but her lips are suspiciously full and unlike with Shiloh Pitt, there’s no obvious reason why.


From her dad:


And those wide set eyes, as well.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 10:33     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
Wide-set eyes are better than close-set eyes.
Women with that kind of spacing photograph much better.
- chick with close set eyes
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2022 09:56     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!
You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?