Anonymous wrote:How do you make a clown stop laughing?




Hit him in the face with an axe.

This made me laugh out loud. Yes. I’m sick and I can own it 😂

How do you make a clown stop laughing?




Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anonymous wrote:Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’

I’m going to use this one. Hah

I don’t get it!

Oh god, not you two again.
Oh god, not U2 again.

Say it out loud.

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Anonymous wrote:Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’

I’m going to use this one. Hah

I don’t get it!

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Anonymous wrote:Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’

Please explain this one to me. I don’t get it and I’m a huge fan of U2.

Bono and The Edge "Oh God, not U2 again."

Murphy went to London and got lost in the underground. When he finally found his way out, it was 2 AM. There was a sign on the escalator saying, "Dogs Must Be Carried On The Escalator."

"My God," says Murphy, "where do I find a dog at this hour of the night?!?"

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Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

Love this and sent it to a friend.

Wait. I don’t get it. 😭😭

Cinderella goes to the ball and meets the prince. A formal dance. Ball gowns. Just imagine a mouse dressed in white tie and tails and his lady mouse in a beautiful ballgown showing cleavage, wearing a diamond tiara
A symphony orchestra is playing a Strauss waltz and the mice go out on the dance floor but they fall down because they can't dance.

Anonymous wrote:Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’

Please explain this one to me. I don’t get it and I’m a huge fan of U2.

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Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”

O.k
I think I finally got it. "C" for sea.

But, that’s….not funny.

NP. The punchline is typically longer, like "Arrr (R) you'd think so, but me first love be the sea (C)." It's a hit with kids because they always say "the letter R" when asked for a pirate's favorite letter and are excited to know the answer and then you get to say the punchline.

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Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”

O.k
I think I finally got it. "C" for sea.

But, that’s….not funny.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

Love this and sent it to a friend.

Wait. I don’t get it. 😭😭

Oh, wait….. “balls” as in dances. 🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

Love this and sent it to a friend.

Wait. I don’t get it. 😭😭

why do birds fly south?

because it's too far to walk.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?


Half a cat.

Last night in Baltimore, two peanuts were a-salted walking down the street