Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 18:49     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:Man: Is your fridge running?
Woman: Uh, yes.
Man: Then you better catch it.


That's not a pickup line!!! That's just a Dad joke.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 18:46     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass


Disgusting.

Bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 18:43     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass


Disgusting.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 18:33     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Here's a commonly heard pickup line in gay bars:
"May I push in your stool?"
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 18:31     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"Do the curtains match the drapes?"


Are you looking to get laid or slapped?


OMG most of these are eye roll worthy but I hate hate hate this one so much. Seriously would hear it a LOT in bars from guys and I always wondered who that ever worked with. Blech!
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 17:03     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI.


whoever said that there is no such thing as a bad pick up line probably had not heard this one.


I read that in Borat voice lol.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 17:02     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Are those space pants you’re wearing, cause that azz is outta this world.

That dress is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I’d be-coming too.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 16:56     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You’re so much more than eye candy, you’re soul food!
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 16:55     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Do your eyes bother you? They bother me.
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 14:49     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Can I subscribe to your only fans
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 14:48     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:"Do the curtains match the drapes?"


Are you looking to get laid or slapped?
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 14:41     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You look familiar-are you a model?

I think I’ve seen you in Playboy.

Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 14:39     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
"Do the curtains match the drapes?"
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 11:47     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:"You don't seem to sweat too much for a heavier girl."



*snort*
Anonymous
Post 02/10/2022 11:44     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI.


whoever said that there is no such thing as a bad pick up line probably had not heard this one.