Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 19:06     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My mom has a bidet that has heated seats and heated water and a dryer. It’s boss.


Mine has all those things but I still use TP to dry off. I don’t want to blow dry my butt.


I do! I actually feel so clean like the happy little charmin bear once it’s dry. I wish I had one. I hate just wiping away poo.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 19:00     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Cottonelle


+1

I will never have an UMC education, car, or house. But damn it, we spring for the Cottonelle. My butt deserves the best.

same! just bought some today.


Enjoy those plumbing bills
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 17:32     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Cottonelle


+1

I will never have an UMC education, car, or house. But damn it, we spring for the Cottonelle. My butt deserves the best.

same! just bought some today.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 17:22     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:My mom has a bidet that has heated seats and heated water and a dryer. It’s boss.


Mine has all those things but I still use TP to dry off. I don’t want to blow dry my butt.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 17:14     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need details people!


Why is this for stand up material? Will you give credit to your online friends at DCUM?


Pkus one

Please tell me this is parody …


Obviously.
y r so many taking it seriously?
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 17:08     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need details people!


Why is this for stand up material? Will you give credit to your online friends at DCUM?


Pkus one

Please tell me this is parody …


Obviously.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 15:37     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need details people!


Why is this for stand up material? Will you give credit to your online friends at DCUM?


Pkus one

Please tell me this is parody …
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 15:04     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Costco.

Charmin & Cottonelle are for posers.

And they leave too much dingleberry matter.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 14:41     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
My mom has a bidet that has heated seats and heated water and a dryer. It’s boss.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 14:38     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Toto bidet toilet seat. No need for paper.


I have a Toto bidet seat but still use toilet paper. Not as much, but use it to dry off.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 13:47     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
UMC just steal it from the poor, like they do everything else.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 13:33     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:New money buys Charmin

Old money buys Scott


🤣🤣🤣

Laughing because I posted about Charmin, but you're probably right, PP! I would imagine Mr. Burns from the Simpsons buys Scott.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 11:03     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Whatever is one ply. Cruel.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 11:02     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Scott. You don't get rich by spending money on stupid things like toilet paper.
Anonymous
Post 01/16/2022 11:01     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
WTF?