The only TP I buy is Scott Comfort Plus. It's the best.

I buy Cottonelle because those dumb bears in the Charmin ads drive me freaking nuts. I hate them so much I purposefully avoid a potentially superior brand for a lesser brand solely based on their awful cartoon bear and skid marks advertising campaigns.

Anonymous wrote:Scott’s has never been the same since they started embossing it a decade or so ago. It’s still my go to brand, though. I think everyone in my house uses the same length of paper regardless of ply, so the thousand sheets goes a lot longer.

See, what irritates me about 1 ply is that I have to use at least twice as much. It has no absorbency and falls apart unless you wad up a bunch of it. At which point, it might as well be 2 ply.

Are we talking about 1 ply Scotts? 1 ply is trash. I don't care at all about what brand I use, as long as it's 2 ply.

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Anonymous wrote:We had a plumber in last week to look at our toilet and we asked him about this very question. He was a Scott devotee and said please don’t get that seven ply cushiony stuff. We have a 100+ old house so I guess that makes sense. Isn’t there some middle ground? I can’t abide by Scott.

I’m a real estate agent who owns half a dozen rental properties so I have many more conversations with plumbers than the average person. Cottonnelle is that middle ground, so that’s all we use. I had a rough delivery with my first baby and am still not quite 100% right down there, I cannot tolerate Scott. And Charmin clogs like a mofo, we had to buy some at one point when it was the only thing we could find.

Good to know!

Cottonelle is my favorite. I really dislike linty Charmin and Scott seems too thin and rough.

Cottonelle is the lintiest of them all. So nasty.

All the Charmin varieties are much worse for this. There’s like a little dust explosion whenever you move the roll. Cottonelle isn’t like that at all.

Charmin is terrible. It's like getting tarred and feathered.

I like the Costco brand - Kirkland.

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Anonymous wrote:Charmin ultra with aloe here.

To each, his own.

Check your diet. Anyone who needs aloe is probably drinking way too much and probably eating foods they are allergic to.

So I guess the 'to each, his own' part didn't resonate with you. Let's just say that neither of those things is true.


But, your needless snap judgment is appreciated. Without internet bullies with flamethrowers, the internet would be a much smaller place so by all means keep on doing what you do. I think there's someone in the finance forum that is spending a lot of money on coffee and in the fitness forum they're having trouble losing weight; these people need the benefit of your insight right away.

Scott’s has never been the same since they started embossing it a decade or so ago. It’s still my go to brand, though. I think everyone in my house uses the same length of paper regardless of ply, so the thousand sheets goes a lot longer.

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Anonymous wrote:We had a plumber in last week to look at our toilet and we asked him about this very question. He was a Scott devotee and said please don’t get that seven ply cushiony stuff. We have a 100+ old house so I guess that makes sense. Isn’t there some middle ground? I can’t abide by Scott.

I’m a real estate agent who owns half a dozen rental properties so I have many more conversations with plumbers than the average person. Cottonnelle is that middle ground, so that’s all we use. I had a rough delivery with my first baby and am still not quite 100% right down there, I cannot tolerate Scott. And Charmin clogs like a mofo, we had to buy some at one point when it was the only thing we could find.

Good to know!

Cottonelle is my favorite. I really dislike linty Charmin and Scott seems too thin and rough.

Cottonelle is the lintiest of them all. So nasty.

All the Charmin varieties are much worse for this. There’s like a little dust explosion whenever you move the roll. Cottonelle isn’t like that at all.

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Anonymous wrote:I bought a 30-pack of Scott at Costco at the height of the TP shortages in 2020. Thankfully, never had to crack into it - we were able to find our preferred brand before we ran out. It remained unopened in the basement, and I fully intend to leave it as a present for the new residents when we sell the house in 20 years or so.

Life's to short for crappy booze, or TP.

Amen! Scott is 1-ply and therefore the TP of choice for serial murderers.

I use Scott Comfort Plus. It's not 1 ply.

It is my preferred brand. Not the crappy one ply stuff they use in public restrooms, but not overly thick and linty like some over brands I've tried.